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aye, credit where its due. Fucking had to score there.

Chicken hearts. Colback for fucks sake.

Depressing stuff.

Two shit tackles by him.

Fuck me. Can they be made into paper aeroplanes?

Song For Whoever - Beautiful South (The NUFC re-mix) I hate you from the bottom, of my can of ace I hate you in the songs, I write and sing Hate you because, you think you've put me in my place And I hate the non-ambition, that you bring Cheap, always cheap I'll sing you songs till you're asleep When you've gone upstairs I'II creep And write it all down Down, down, down Oh Remy, Oh Debuchy, Oh Ben Afrie, Oh Kebab I tried so many ways to sign you I forget your name (I forget your name) Lambese, Enrique, Barton, Who?, Debuchy, Luuk de Jong, too Lambese, Enrique, Barton, Who?, Debuchy, Luuk de Jong, too I forget your name I hate you from the bottom, of my can of ace I love the way you never ask me why I love to write how you have the face And I hate you till my cup dreams, fade and die Cheap, so cheap, the number one sports chain you hope to reap Depends upon the tears we weep, so die, Ashley die. Die, die, die, die!!! Oh Pardew, Oh Graham Carr, Oh John Hall, you too. You made me so much money, I bought this club from you (I bought this club from you) Lambese, Enrique, Barton, Who?, Debuchy, Luuk de Jong, too I wrote this song for you Soz

He's his own worst enemy. Ironic that one of the things a certain poster on here was impressed with very early on in Pardew's reign was how good he was in front of a microphone.

Have you noticed the 'bubble' campaign and the joint statement from both clubs lately? In fact I'm certain it was you who linked it on here. I'd say there's a fair chance you wont get an early KO next season if they manage they get us in the cup.

Good lad.

They've got a panel on deadline day? Fuck. Me. :lol:

At least we're spared Niall Quinn if it isn't on tv.

I tell you what, did a lot of shagging did T. Some smart women or 'Goombahs'* and he did them all whilst wearing his vest. Fair play. *'or even 'cumare'

I missed it through shiftwork and didn't want to dive into it halfway through. Brilliant series.

Close. Closer. It's him!!!!!!

"What you gonna do?"

"Our sources understand that somewhere, somehow Spanners will be, I repeat, will be watching tonight. Although we must stress that this is UNCOMFIRMED at the minute."

Bought the entire series boxset of The Sopranos a few months ago after having managed to somehow miss it when it was on the television. Watched the last episode last night. What am I going to do now, man!?

Maybe he just prefers having sex in Newcastle?

Well I've got the beers in, going to get a takeaway and watch all the excitement and last ditch deals before the transfer window slams shut. Love this day in the footy calendar, me. I hope it's Jim White doing it.

He doesn't want to play football in Turkey. That'll be his football reason.

Been a great build up to the derby hasn't it? Cabaye off, Remy suspended, Gouffran injured alongside Colo and morale a bit low. We'll probably win, now.

Whey, ha'way man!

Aye, I was just thinking how ironic it was myself.

Tory Gobshite. John Hall. Not you.