Matty

Ahhhhahahahhaha. You know, that 17 years I spent at Torbay really flew by. Oh, and people from Totnes disgust me. They keep the waiting room smelling gross for hours even after they've left. FAO Mods. Should be banned for a Cahill avatar. Sorry like, he's a cunt.

He's black?

Comedy gold. I'm not saying that Wright-Phillips isn't better than Milner... But £10m? And Milner would be going for around £3-4m? He's not that much better.

Coventry travel to game on Tube London's Central Line came to the rescue for Coventry Coventry's players had to travel on London Underground's Central Line to reach their game at QPR on time after their team coach became stranded. "We were told the bus was stuck in traffic so we decided to get on the tube," said manager Micky Adams. "We bought 23 single tickets at Hanger Lane station and our unsung hero was Jay Tabb, who knew we had to change at Hammersmith to go to Shepherd's Bush. "I feel a bit sorry for him as well, as I did not even put him in the team." Adams added: "We took a bit of stick from West Ham and Fulham fans and got to the ground at 2.20pm, went on to the pitch and won 1-0. "Everyone talks about preparation but this proves it is a load of nonsense." See what I did there?

2-1 Bolton now. Anelka for Bolton 2-0, quickly responded by Gilberto for Arsenal.

Did anyone read that interview in the Mail today with Diouf? What pretentious little turd he is. No. But just how did Diana die Brock?

And yes, Arsenal are in my bet for today.

Bastarding Arsenal losing to bastarding Bolton!

I really don't think he is that much better than Milner tbh.

people of all ages are shockingly biased to their favourite group... eitherway bowling for soup will always... ALWAYS fall far behind the Beatles... I guess it's an unfair test. similar to "Five"-Vs- "The Rolling Stones" only one winner Yayyyy! come on Five. Meenzer's fantasy tbh. Fingers?

Essay writing for me! Woooooooooooooooooo!

Seeing The Sunshine Underground tonight for a massive £3.50. Woop woop!

Photoshopped tbh.

Bellamy, 27, of Menai Way, Rumney, Cardiff, denies both counts of common assault. Lynch, 52, of Glan-Y-Mor, Barry, South Wales also denies one count of assault. Giving evidence, Sophie Palmer, now aged 20, said she was walking along a narrow corridor to the champagne VIP bar followed by two friends when she first saw Bellamy. She said: "I began to walk through the gap and Craig Bellamy was walking in the other direction and he bumped into me. He was quite aggressive, he was just swaggering around. "I turned around and said to him 'excuse me, why couldn't you wait in that gap there'. "He said to me 'you're too f***ing fat to get past me you fat slag'. "He was very aggressive and very arrogant." Asked by Mr Hammett how she responded, Miss Palmer said: "I shrugged it off, said 'whatever' and kept walking in the direction I was going." She said she then turned around to see her friend Holly Smith "having words" with Bellamy. "I can't remember if he pushed her or she pushed him first, but they both pushed each other." Miss Palmer said Bellamy then followed her along the corridor and grabbed her. "He grabbed me with both hands around the neck and held me up against the wall and he was squeezing." Probably grabbed her neck wishing that he had one too.

Yeah, then the lad will score, and be dropped for another 3 weeks.

Bellamy 'grabbed girl by throat' Craig Bellamy was bought by Liverpool this year for £6m Premiership footballer Craig Bellamy grabbed a woman by the throat after they bumped into each other at a nightclub, a court heard today. Cardiff magistrates heard how the Wales and Liverpool striker collided with Sophie Palmer, 19, before grabbing the wrist of her friend Holly Smith, 20. He followed the pair along the corridor of Cardiff's Number 10 nightclub and grabbed Ms Palmer by the throat. Mr Bellamy, 27, denies two counts of common assault. The trial continues.

The Holloways - So this is Great Britain

0932: Australia skipper Ricky Ponting chooses tails at the toss, wins it and chooses to have a bat.

BBC for me unless I find somewhere else that's better....

"By chance, I was walking through the maze of rival packs of fans when the England team bus reversed into its garage in the bowels of the Gabba. Alastair Cook was white with nerves, and there weren't any smiles or waves. Freddie was the only relaxed member of the team, standing at the front chatting away. In the ground, I can see about 10 St George Cross flags already. As is tradition, the names of local towns are inscribed in black ink. Freddie's Preston mob are here in force, there's some Durham support and more from Weymouth on the south coast." Oliver Brett, BBC Sport in Brisbane

Howay Harmison! Bouncy and fast pitch... take their heads off Stevie!

She obviously just enjoys the thrill of cheating on her boyfriend... Ask her how she would feel if he was doing the same to her... if you want the thing between you to stop.... If you don't.. then don't say anything... and get on with it.

I reckon that Drogba injury was a fake to make Man Utd think he might not play on Sunday....

Was offered the Aussie job 6 months into my game after a good start. Turned it down though, the bastards.

Fat Fred's dream fan. Just joking mate. Hope you have a great time!