Matty

Hearing him saying it live on telly was even funnier! Does anyone else find it really funny when people swear on telly when they shouldn't?

Cheers everyone!

Tim Carter didn't fuckin' move!

Been looking everywhere for a picture of Shearer scoring for England against Belgium at the stadium of shite, when he scored an over head kick. Anyone have any?

Don't be such a fucking hypocrite. I bet if you went back through your last couple of month's posts you'd be hard pushed to find some where you haven't mentioned this or that bird, you're really making yourself look like J69 Brock, and you know what everyone thinks of that pric. Thats how it reads to me anyway. Whatever, believe what you want, I couldn't care less. It's nice to see you pay such close attention to what I post. now now children .......... How did we get by so long without that smilie?!

Lazy bastards the lot of ya!

You went didn't ya Matty in May? Looks like I shall be seeing alot of you folk at Kasabian. Yeah I did mate, thought it was a cracking gig. Excellent atmosphere upstairs in the Academy2 as well I thought.

Little Man Tate - Sexy in Latin

Ahhh Kubichek!.... mint band! Caught a drumstick last time I was at their gig!

Anyone else expecting the answer to be gay porn?

URGH! I HATE you! Chill out dude, at least you're not skint, you office types are loaded! I should be a little bit better off coming up though... asking everyone for money for my 21st, next Saturday!

Had a lecture 9-10 today, and in again at 1-3... Not looking forward to 5,000 mackems coming to Preston tomorrow like, howay PNE!

Class band! Seen them supporting The Subways a month or so ago and seeing them again in Preston next month. Kubichek!- Start as we meant to

Your obsessive jealousy of me is unhealthy wacky and will surely be the cause of your own death one day. I ignore you best I can but you cant help talking about me every single day Will likely die of overdosing on booze?

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Deathwish! Funny that... seeing how he was refereeing the West Ham v Reading match yesterday....

The Futureheads - Hounds of Love Arctic Monkeys- Love Machine

Good, ya fuckin' needed one.

A funeral in Middelsborough? Does it get any worse? I've gotta do some food shopping later and try not to spend too much money as I'm off to Manc land for the match on Sunday. Watching us get slaughtered at Old Trafford probably comes close tbh. True! It'll be good craic though, got a few mates at Uni who are Man Utd fans and will be at the match.... Have a few drinks, sing our hearts out and hope for the best I say! How does that make it better? Surely thats the only thing that could make it worse......having a load of dickheads laughing at you before and afterwards too. Fuckin' hell lads, I was looking forward to Sunday... try not to piss on my fire too much eh! True though!

Fair enough.

Milburn - Last Bus Cracking tune, and an even better album! Seeing them October 17th:)

Is that why you can't drive then?

Well.... what is it!?

A funeral in Middelsborough? Does it get any worse? I've gotta do some food shopping later and try not to spend too much money as I'm off to Manc land for the match on Sunday. Watching us get slaughtered at Old Trafford probably comes close tbh. True! It'll be good craic though, got a few mates at Uni who are Man Utd fans and will be at the match.... Have a few drinks, sing our hearts out and hope for the best I say!