Matty

Don't bother then.

I agree... both sets of players have been as bad as each other. The ref should come out and blast the lot of them. I'd start deducting points from teams whose players are perpetually cheating. If they just get away with yellow cards as today, they will try it again. Or at least banning players retrospectively. It's not the diving to win penalties/free kicks that bothers me as much as players trying to get each other sent off (which is what the above incident sounds like). I really don't know how players can live with themselves for trying to start fights then rolling around on the floor like four year old girls at the slightest touch. Its about the most embarssing thing in the world of sport and what is worse is football (and only mens football) is the only sport you will see it going on in where players act like a complete bunch of pricks. Rugby players knock the shit out of each other and get on with it, hockey players get twatted with sticks and in ice hockey hammered into the walls and fight all the time. Cricketers get hit with balls at 90mph. The list goes on but only footballers do this shit and how some of them can look any other sportsmen (or any other men tbh) in the eye is beyond me. I've always said any footballer feigning injury or hitting the ground after minimal contact should have to play a rugby union match and when he finds himself being hit by 16 stone blokes and burried at the bottom of a scrum he might learn to stop acting like a complete dick all the time. I'm not defending diving in any way before I start I just want to point out... But... In all those other sports, the competitors have nothing to gain by faking injury or pretending to be fouled, unlike in football when they go down easier than they normally would they have a chance, a chance being better than nothing at all, to win a penalty or free kick. Hence the reason why it happens more in football than in a sport like cricket or ice hockey. I also believe that the way in which people are brought up in the game has a massive way in which they act. Rugby players and cricketers know as soon as they step on the pitch that the umpire and referee are real figures of authority and must be treated with the upmost respect. Football is different from this.

You can see his nipples! NSFW tbh. Time to trawl out an old avatar then... Stick a black and white Christmas hat on him and he might be alright to have for the festive time avatar! Nee nipples out like!

Legend! Class player, and by all accounts a class lad too.

Was out of the box and Rossi stepped on the ball basically. What a weird performance as we dominated against 11 men but then when they went down to 10 it turned to pear shape. The second half was nervous and we were utter poo until Martins finished off the game. We could of done it even earlier had a few chances gone our way. First half was cracking though! Why werent their many supporters there? Why was the tier above our fans empty? We either get half the bottom tier and half of the upper tier, or all of the bottom tier and none of the upper, and that's what it was yesterday. We must of had around 4,000-5,000 there yesterday, and the attendance was just above 19,000.

Fucking hell! Cracker!

Just remembered we had a really good shout for a Pen turned down in the 2nd half when Rossi got hoofed in the air. I'm sure I would have remembered it sooner if it had finished 2-2 like!

Reminds me of Braveheart whenever I see him... Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!

Sign him up!

Just back from the match... Mint 1st half and cracking goal from Obafemi! But Given kept us in it with a cracking save from a corner. Couldn't honestly tell ya who scored the second goal or how it went in, but was chuffed to hear that Taylor scored it. Red card was harsh I thought at the time cause Martins was so far wide, but I would have to see it again to be fully sure tbh. We cam out for the 2nd half like we'd already won it and they deserved the goal and it was a cracker too. Martins was so cool for the 3rd. People shouting shoot from the half way line, beat 1st man, 40 yards out, shout shoot ya bastard... beats the 2nd man... taps in from 20 yards. Cue back flip and kissing the badge in front of the fans and cue mint celebrations from us! Mint result, but they're a buch of dirty fuckers and hope they go down, although I do enjoy going there and battering them. Song of the day. Tune of "Drink drink wherever you may be..." "Antoine Siberiski He is French and he's baldy! He ain't Ketsbaia, he ain't Rob Lee He is Antoine Sibierski!!"

Maybe it got infected? Maybe the stitches have only just come out? Or maybe they haven't taken the stitches out? Didn't have stitches at all apparantly.

I live on campus mate, so right in the city centre.

I reckon she is a "1:55am in the nightclub and ya haven't pulled yet", looking bird who'd ya go for then.

Genius! And Pud is the designer!

Anyone going to the Fenhurst before-hand then? I'll get there to watch the Man U v Citeh match I think.

How much has Durham bus station changed?! Fucking hell! Oh aye.... lynch the fucker!

South East (Strawberry) Corner no doubt! *THE CORNER!*

No. Nig-nog shirley?

Looked shite tbh.

Blackburn (a) We travel to Ewood Park on Saturday for a 3pm kickoff in what will be the first Premiership meeting between the sides when the name of Alan Shearer hasn't appeared in one or the other squad lists on the match programme. NUFC: To follow...missing are Dyer, Duff, Moore, Ameobi, Owen, Bernard, Harper and Krul. Doubts over Bramble, Carr & Parker. BRFC: To follow...Khizanishvili (groin) and Stephane Henchoz (thigh) are doubts, while former Toon target Brett Emerton (hamstring) has joined fellow injury victims Ryan Nelsen (hamstring), Steven Reid (back) Peter Enckelman (ankle) and Jason Roberts (foot) on the treatment table. Ref: Dermot Gallagher - a day short of a year since we last saw the Banbury tart with his acme in his pie hole. That occasion was the 1-0 home win over Arsenal when the visitors ended with ten men, Dermot having done the same to West Ham at SJP earlier last season. Drink: The management of the Fernhurst tell us that in common with all pubs in the area, they will stop serving at 2.30pm on Saturday. They also remind fans that the pub does not admit U18s on matchday and ID will be required for admission if you look like a young 'un. Also required for admission will be a ticket for the away end as the pub caters for away fans only.

That's simple, my views on him were formed on him at the time I posted, when he was shit: FACT. Much better now though. Yesterday was a huge relief and gives me hope we can avoid relegation and get to mid-table - woo hoo! I swapped tickets for the Gallowgate too and it was so much better than sitting in my usual seat at the Leazes - I'd forgotten that being surrounded by mutants and dickheads isn't a manadatory part of going to the match. Definitiely moving next year. Keep it up Roeder, whatever you're doing differently is working. The boy has seen sense!

Newcastle don't have many cups ya know!!

Yes, she is wasted!

It's over! 3-2! Yes!

Will you 2 fuckin' shut up! We're winning man!