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Top 17 will do me. What are you expecting to qualify for like? Expecting Europa league but Champions league isn't impossible, City and Tottenham are nothing special. Going to be fantastic resurrecting this one come May... When you're back in the championship and we're planning another european jaunt you mean? Aye, righto...

You'll be needing these then...

Top 17 will do me. What are you expecting to qualify for like? Expecting Europa league but Champions league isn't impossible, City and Tottenham are nothing special. Going to be fantastic resurrecting this one come May...

Get the fucking thing on here yer yellow-bellied cunt!

Nothing short of a fucking miracle tbh. Especially when we played you.

Who's the panel like?

Thank fuck he got rid of that arrogant bitch - she's been doing my head in for fucking weeks! Sledge-hammered the nails in her own coffin by trying to pin absolutely everything on Alex - how the fuck could she sit there and not credit him with the TV ad for fuck's sake? And there was no bastard in their store until he phoned centre management and asked for it! It passed miles under the radar but I wouldn't have been surprised to see Stuart go - he did absolutely fuck all and I was convinced she would bring him back to the boardroom. Bringing Sandeesh back only minutes after to praising her to high heaven was madness in itself. FWIW Sandeesh is shite and for all the credit she was getting, she did no more than what you'd expect an average shop assistant to do - doubt very much Lord Sugar is looking for that like! Christopher impressed again and that Joanna did alright. The rest were struggling like.

Did I say it mong features? Read the fucking post properly tbh.

I said at the time Tiote covering every blade of grass helps Nolan. I think we've stumbled upon a better balance with the 4-4-2 and Barton on the right as well. Tbh I think he's a canny 'footballer' and that's not just because of Sunday. Obviously he's got a great eye for goal. My issue with him has always been his engine (or lack of it). Tiote's ability gives Nolan the freedom to play off the front two. I maintained all along that our primary issue the season we got relegated was the midfield. It was absolutely fucking dreadful. Conversely I think the midfield is the core of our ability this season and 3 first choice places are cemented for me - Tiote, Barton & Nolan. Ben Arfa showed plenty of promise for the other position and I guess time will tell if he does prevail. Also think Enrique, Coloccini & Williamson have come of age in defence. The massive issue these days is the squad. We've barely any depth should any of the first XI be taken out of contention and that surely has to be the club's priority come January.

Met a girl in the park last night and there was an instant spark between us, she fell to my feet as I started to make mad passionate love her, I thought to myself... These taser guns are well worth the fucking money!!!!!

A Spurs fan's new baby boy has been born with no eyelids. The doctors say they can operate using the foreskin from his circumcision but he runs the risk of being cock-eyed!

Backing Martins whilst he was here is borderline forgivable. After all he was our player so we were absolutely right to get behind him... I'm absolutely amazed that some still rate him and, even worse, would have him back! Can only assume they had their eyes shut for most of the 08/09 season. Typified everything that was wrong with the playing staff at NUFC.

As fucking irritating as Redknapp is, credit where it's due. When he took over 2 years ago, they were below us and worse than us. Anyone who remembers that League Cup game at SJP will know how gash they were. They've absolutely destroyed the European Champions tonight. Fair play to him.

Bale won't be at Spurs this time next season, that's for sure....

They were both absolutely wank and not even worth a fraction we paid for either of them. Martins isn't excused any more because he played more and we recouped more money for him. Both were a fundamental part of the side that got relegated and Martins in particular was clearly not arsed in any of the games of the run in. Good riddance to the pair of them.

Van Der Vaart scores again. At £8m he's bargain of the season IMO.

Ant isn't... Are you forgetting his memorable pro Martins/anti Owen rants?

Nice to see Ant's love in of Oba is still going strong.... Not a chance in hell I'd have him back - and he wouldn't come anyway on our wage structure, thank god!

BTW Winter reckons that the FA's decision lends to the thought that Redknapp will be their choice for England manager. Good point.

Haven't charged him - either they're interested in what he wanted to say or they've seen sense.

Or off it! Most of you fucked off with half an hour to go.

Since when we've had two players who've bagged a hat-trick in this fixture

Mention him being a tramp and whaddya know, it appears