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Apparently the QC who was representing Gillett and Hicks yesterday is representing NESV today! Fucking hell!

You couldn't make this shit up...

Sky Sports are reckoning Peter Lim has withdrawn his offer.

Take you pick lads..

Gary Glitter has moved to Chile. Only place where you can slide a minor up and down your shaft and get applauded.

Aye but we can't all have Geordie Irish genes like me, or English Italian genes like you. It's not her fault she's half Polish half Brummie. That's harsh on the Poles!

£20 says Kev ends up on "Computing & Networking". £20 says its better paying than a window cleaner. Fucking hell Kevin you really are clueless aren't you?

Aye but it's like comparing shite with diarrhoea. She could open beer bottles with them teeth man - certainly wouldn't want them anywhere near your cock. There's 3 of them in there that have an ounce of common sense - Stella, Liz and Jamie. The rest are fucking hopeless. And Gordon Brown's hyperactive younger brother needs unplugging from the mains, can't imagine Wentworth were too impressed with the extra bunker he created on the tee. I couldn't take my eyes off her personally. You all must have incredible standards. Watch it back and get a load of those pegs man... She could eat an apple through a tennis racket! Liz is the best in there by a country mile.

Evil she might be, immortal I think not. She'd definitely die one day Kevin - well done

Aye but it's like comparing shite with diarrhoea. She could open beer bottles with them teeth man - certainly wouldn't want them anywhere near your cock. There's 3 of them in there that have an ounce of common sense - Stella, Liz and Jamie. The rest are fucking hopeless. And Gordon Brown's hyperactive younger brother needs unplugging from the mains, can't imagine Wentworth were too impressed with the extra bunker he created on the tee.

Congratulations to you both

How ironic on her 85th birthday, Thatcher is knocked off the front pages by a bunch of miners...

Redevelopment, eventually.

Will resist the urge to comment on Liverpool fans crushing themselves into confined spaces...

I know it's the middle of the night down there but I read somewhere that they're going to have to wear them while they get used to natural light once more. BTW - what was it they were mining?

It was said during the commentary that if Montenegro were still in bed with Serbia, it's fair to say that none of the XI who played last night would get anywhere near international football - very depressing. We had absolutely zero creativity - had Rooney's late effort gone in, it'd have been an injustice.

What punishments have the English FA or team recieved for fan misdemeanors recently? Genuine question. None but then we've never behaved like that in recent years - not sure what point you're trying to make...