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Because women are all Cun.... just kidding

The thing is with swearing its about using it in the right place and at the right time. I swear a fair bit, but never in an aggresive or angry way, just in general sentances. However if i'm in the street, with people I dont know very well, in a professional environment, or with family I dont swear at all. Swearing is only a problem when people dont understand what context its use is acceptable in.

I doubt the 5-a-side league has any afiliation with the FA, so it won't affect Sunday or Saturday football. The 5 a-side league I ref in would ban you from future games though. As for the second half of that sentence it's amazing how many times you hear that - "I'm ganna lamp him and it'll be your fault" - which is just utter bollocks. I'm afraid you've got to take responsibility for your own actions. No denying I shouldn't have kicked out, but at the end of the day this had been going on all game. If the ref doesn't deal with it then eventually its going to boil over and something will happen. I wasn't looking for a fight, I was trying to get on with the game, and what I did was in a mad moment of retaliation. I'm not gonna have some divvy punching me in the back and then trying to break my leg without eventually reacting. Aye I dont play Saturday or Sunday footy so its a ban from the 5-a-side that i'm worried about, how long do you think i'll get if I do get one?

Fuck me man most of the women now a days are worse than the blokes!

Ouch! Yeah I play on Thursday with mates and its a very mild mannered game with no real fouls or a lot of appologising if there is one, and its always an accident. Tbh thats a bit tame for me though... I like a game where people get stuck in, however only if its a fair attempt to get the ball. What I cant stand is people doing sly stuff off it, or deliberatly trying to break your leg, or do proper damage when you have the ball.

Haha aye glad he got what he deserved.... hopefully it made him think twice about doing it in future! Thats the thing, I dont think they expect anyone to stand up to them. I always end up getting involved when its like that as everyone else on my team is a soft shite lol, and I feel its my responsibilty to stand up to them and let them know they aint gonna get away with it. This despite me being a 10 stone weakling lol!

The thing is (and I dont agree with cheating) that at least that match was important, and trying to get an edge, just any edge is encouraged in their schooling. What I cant stand is thuggish behaviour in a 5-a-side league... its just a match with no meaning what so ever to anything. I saw journo Jacob Steinberg on twitter a while back saying his 5 a side team were in a final. The opposition were up by one with a minute or so left, their keeper grabbed the only football and booted it as far out of the pitches as he could. Sportsmanship! Thats proper shady tactics that! I'd rather lose putting up a good fight than cheat to win!

The thing is (and I dont agree with cheating) that at least that match was important, and trying to get an edge, just any edge is encouraged in their schooling. What I cant stand is thuggish behaviour in a 5-a-side league... its just a match with no meaning what so ever to anything.

Haha aye I'm the same with team mates sometimes, but its just that I expect everyone to put 100% in and if they dont I get annoyed. I've never been a dirty player either... i'm 31 and thats my 1st ever sending off, i've only ever even been booked once before and that wasn't for anything dirty, I was in goal as used to be a keeper, someone took it round me, I clipped em and got booked for it. The worst part about this big fat lad was that he'd do it when the ref wasn't looking, then deny he'd done it! After he done the young lad in the back I went up to him at half time, tried to be calm and just said "come on its just a game keep the elbows out of it", and he was kicking off saying he'd not done owt. Total fuckin coward! If you are cuntish enough to do it, then why deny you'd done it later?

Played in my usual tuesday night league match up at north shields last night and came across a team of absolute wankers! They were rubbish and we pretty much pissed all over them, and they couldn't handle it... there was this massive talll big fat ginger bloke who ran up to this young skinny lad we had playing for us and just elbowed him in the back when the ref wasn't looking... he then did the same to one of our other players in the chest about 5 mins later... the ref as per usual did nothing! After we went about 15-2 up the game just descended in to a farce, with them not even trying to tackle for the ball and just trying to snap your legs, then kicking off big style if you tackled them claiming you'd roughed them up?!! This big fat ginger tosser then ran up to me when the ref wasn't looking and punched me in the back... not once, not twice but 3 times! I kicked off and the ref was having none of it saying it was "handbags". 2 minutes later this fat twat and his mate came in on me from either side, no intention of trying to get the ball, just to snap my leg. I luckily just about got out of the way, but lost me rag and spun round and kicked one of them really fucking hard... I got sent off! Its ridiculous how some people approach a game of 5-a-side... ITS A GAME OF AMATEUR FOOTBALL FFS! Anyone have any idea if i'll get a ban for being sent off? I wont be happy if I do as the ref should of had more control of the match and prevented it getting to that stage!

haha no from what i've read they wouldn't appreciate people sneaking in, let alone blatantly tooling around on motorbikes lol

Yeah that ones a bit far unfortunately. I'll check out Tranwell next time i'm over that way and see if its suitable... and also that its possible to access it on a day other than Sunday.

That looks superb mate!!!!! Looks like a mini race circuit with those bends and then straights! I'm not sure how good the tarmac surface would be, but it looks like a perfect location if its ok. Cheers for finding that

Hi thanks for the info. I've had a look and it seems that only Brunton and Ouston would have suitable tarmac areas still, but unfortunately Brunton appears to be shut to the public and Ouston has armed guards lol!

Does anyone know of any places in the North East where someone could just take their motorbike and fly around without the worry of traffic. Might be a bit of an odd request and not sure if anyone will have any suggestions, but thought it was worth asking, as I need to find one where I can do a photo shoot.

Thats bizzare!

I think Hogans sells cheap beer because its just about past its sell buy date. They had one in Bishop Auckland when I was living over that way. Nowt wrong with the beer tho, tastes fine but the place was always full of knob heads!

Nothing can make me think "that's fuckin just disgustin crack", but this did cos it's representing this area. I'd jail them personally. Where abouts in Ryton do you live mate, spent a lot of time there recently, its fantastic well the bits near the half moon. You're very lucky, best pizza shop ever too. Haha i live in the crappier end, somewhere inbetween the Co-op and Stargate Lane. The village is really nice though, I dont venture down there too often, but sometimes take the dog to The Willows and let him swim in the Tyne and always enjoy walking around there. I can't eat Pizza as intollerant to cheese... just my luck there's a great pizza shop there lol! I've fallen in love with the place me like. It's amazing and I didn't even realise how much so. Ye let ya dog swim in the Tyne?!?!?! What's it called Goodhew? People have died there man! Stargate chippy is canny though! Aye its pretty nice like, tbh though i'm wanting to move at some point in the future though and go back to County Durham... fancy a bit more countryside and live in a village rather than a town (although Ryton is hardly the worlds biggest town!) Its pretty cheap over my way tbh though if you can handle living on the "wrong side of the tracks" i.e. the Co-op side... 3 bed semi's round my way have gone for as little as £85,000 over the last couple of years, although prices are more around the £100,000 mark on average. The village is a different story all together though with houses generally being in the £300,00 - £400,000 bracket! The dog eats plastic, stones, cow shit, rubber, carpet, cement, wood, coal, footballs... I think his stomach is strong enough to resist even the tyne's mighty germs lol!

Nothing can make me think "that's fuckin just disgustin crack", but this did cos it's representing this area. I'd jail them personally. Where abouts in Ryton do you live mate, spent a lot of time there recently, its fantastic well the bits near the half moon. You're very lucky, best pizza shop ever too. Haha i live in the crappier end, somewhere inbetween the Co-op and Stargate Lane. The village is really nice though, I dont venture down there too often, but sometimes take the dog to The Willows and let him swim in the Tyne and always enjoy walking around there. I can't eat Pizza as intollerant to cheese... just my luck there's a great pizza shop there lol!

The missus put it on last night... watched 15 mins of it, she said "its on for an hour"... I made her turn it off How this can be classed as "entertainment" I do not know! Its without a doubt THE worst program I have ever watched on tv... is this what we've "evolved" into? Fuck me I dispair for the human race I really do!

He cost Man U £30.75m, but they would be willing to sell him for £7.5m? I dont think the Sun are even trying these days... what a crock of shit!

Yep 100% the same for me. I'd also wait for my sister in law to go to sleep and then cum on her face.

Torres & Dzeko - both massive money, and both massive flops!

Haha sorry about that, Toontastic just went a bit nuts on me lol! Think i've removed the extra half a dozen posts now