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Absolute genious that!

I actually quite like wallking the dog in the rain, not sure why but it's quite nice sometimes. Plus gives you a reason to get out and get some fresh air rather than being a couch potato

My old cat used to hide under the hedge and attack to postie... was a proper vicious little thing! It'd be half way up his leg by the time he was at the door lol! I know what my son would say to that Yeah I dont think our postie was too amused. I on the other hand being about 13 at the time thought it was hilarious

Dickless shitbags walking around with dogs as substitute penises is something the world could well do without My next door neighbour has an alsation and a yappy little shit as well who bark evertime there's the slightest noise in the street or surroundings - I'd quite happily have the fuckers shot. In fact everytime I see those adverts for adopting a tiger for £3 a month I think about phoning them up and offering more if they can ship one over so I can sic it on the fuckers - then we'd see who's barking. Well I hate yappy dogs too, my mate has 4 of them and I hardly ever go over as a result. A lot of people get small dogs as they think they'll be easier to look after, but the exact opposite is actually true. My dog never really barks and if he does its one bark which is very low and gruff, so I think your perception of dogs is skewed due to having those one's living next to you. I dont agree with the bit in bold at all tho. Well destroying all fighting dogs and other charver accessories would be a start. I dont have a problem with that, I thought you just meant people walking around with dogs in general

Is it Cat Scratch Fever?

My old cat used to hide under the hedge and attack to postie... was a proper vicious little thing! It'd be half way up his leg by the time he was at the door lol!

Dickless shitbags walking around with dogs as substitute penises is something the world could well do without My next door neighbour has an alsation and a yappy little shit as well who bark evertime there's the slightest noise in the street or surroundings - I'd quite happily have the fuckers shot. In fact everytime I see those adverts for adopting a tiger for £3 a month I think about phoning them up and offering more if they can ship one over so I can sic it on the fuckers - then we'd see who's barking. Well I hate yappy dogs too, my mate has 4 of them and I hardly ever go over as a result. A lot of people get small dogs as they think they'll be easier to look after, but the exact opposite is actually true. My dog never really barks and if he does its one bark which is very low and gruff, so I think your perception of dogs is skewed due to having those one's living next to you. I dont agree with the bit in bold at all tho.

Dogs are a great deterant from being burgled or attacked in the street (well unless you get a stupid little ankle yapper), and are great companions. I disagree that they are pointless as would millions of people in this country alone. I do however think any pet other than a cat or dog is completely pointless.

It depends really... we had a black lab x greyhound bitch and our house never smelt of dog at all We now have a male chocolate lab and the house definately has a "doggy" odour. I think male dogs smell more but as i've only had 1 of each i'm not really an expert. Dog slobber is something you get used to. A dog eating a cow pat and then slobbering greeny brown slobber on your hand is something that stays with you forever lol

WTF is cat scratch fever?! It's fucked up. Some stray scrathed me on an island in Thailand. It barely broke the skin, and there was no effects until a week later when I was in Cairns, Australia. I had no appetite, was constantly dizzy which fucked up my balance. I went to a doctor in Oz who said it was vertigo and gave me antibiotics. My flight home from Australia was a fucking disaster though, I had a fever and got badly dehydrated. Couldn't get out of bed for a few days when I got home and missed out on a mates stag-do. I ended up going to my own doc and he diagnosed it after running through a list of awesome Thai-hooker related questions, and I mentioned the cat. I nearly collapsed in the chemist getting the antibiotics-it was fucked up. They worked within a few days, but I lost 2 stone, and I now treat every cat with contempt. That's pretty extreme!

Yep couldn't agree more! If they are in my house then they will leave via and ambulance, its as simple as that. Hopefully it'll be a deterant to people breaking in to people's houses now too.

It's definately a case of the more you put in, the more you get out of it. Dogs need a hell of a lot more attention then cats, but they will reward you for that effort far more than a cat ever would. Cats couldn't give two hoots who's knee they are sleeping on, or who is feeding them (i'm generalising), so there is very little reward for the effort you put in to look after them and keep them well (in comparison to a dog). Aye, but much like your average cat, I can't be arsed. Haha well yeah you probs are best suited to a cat in that case. I definately think its a personality thing and that good cat owners might not always make good dog owners and vice versa. I'd be a rubbish cat owner as would just bug it constantly for attention, and i'm pretty sure thats why my cat as a kid was quite aggresive and not friendly at all lol!

That's a great comeback, but bravo for not using any swear words in your reply I'd say it was a mild one depending on the generation - when my niece and nephew were kids (less than 10) they used to semi-innocently wind my Mam up by talking about "willies and fannies" (not in a sexual way of course) and someone from her generation did think of those words as impolite. Yeah that's definately true, as the generations pass then there is less offense taken to certain words. In Holland they use the word "cancer" as a pretty bad insult... maybe we'll move on from body parts to illnesses too once we run out of swear words?

It's definately a case of the more you put in, the more you get out of it. Dogs need a hell of a lot more attention then cats, but they will reward you for that effort far more than a cat ever would. Cats couldn't give two hoots who's knee they are sleeping on, or who is feeding them (i'm generalising), so there is very little reward for the effort you put in to look after them and keep them well (in comparison to a dog).

WTF is cat scratch fever?!

That's a good way of explaining it tbf

Cats are fine, but they are selfish buggers. Give me my mental and incredibly loyal Chocolate Lab puppy over a cat any day of the week.

That's a great comeback, but bravo for not using any swear words in your reply

"Cunt" is just what Scottish people say when they can't think of another word and need to keep their sentence going. "Aye, we're going down the, erm...cunting paper shop" Aye like friends can say "ya daaaaaaaaaaft cunt " and it's not seen as offensive. It's how you it too though like someone could annoy and you could say "who the fuckin ye taakin tee ya daft cunt???" and it has a far more aggressive meaning. It's tone, but also as you say also in Scotland especially it has so many meanings. Like take Begbie when he's in the pub on about on about Spud, "ah wis eh cunt the tried tae get um off it" was he shite but that's irrelevant, he's referring to himself as a cunt, cunt meaning person. Or someone could use the word cunt as an entity like "ma fuckin mortor conked oot so it hus, am sick of eh cunt". You know the crack anyway. I know what you are saying, but it does come down to being a bit retarded too, in the fact that if you have to use the word cunt, or any swear word just to keep a sentance going, then you must be pretty thick. For instance: "ma fuckin mortor conked oot so it hus, am sick of eh cunt" Is pretty moronic, especially when the following is hardly shakespeare but would suffice: "My car's broken down and i'm sick to the back teeth" I know your example was just to show how it could be used, but I'm very much of the opinion that if you have to resort to using it to describe something, and that you are unable to contruct a sentance without swearing, then you are a bit of a mong. *When I say "you" i'm not referring to you, i'm referring to "you" in a wider context btw. I must be a bit of a mong then. To be fair I swear when it's appropriate and some doilum from Bishop Auckland doesn't have the right to class someone as a "mong" because that way of speaking doesn't fit in with their idealistic methods of communication. "Sick to the back teeth"?!?!?!? I'm from the West End of Newcastle not fucking Windsor. I bet you're the type of kid who says "bugger" and feels a bit uncouth saying it. Yeah I agree you must be. I dont have a problem with people swearing when its appropriate, but the examples you gave would be from someone with a seriously low IQ and a failure to grasp even the most basic concepts of the English language. "sick to the back teeth, pissed off, this car is doing my fucking head in" what ever, any of them are fine, and you dont have to be from Windsor to speak with some sort of Intelligence btw. I can't stand people who walk around and every other word is fuck or cunt though... even when they are going in to a professional place like a bank or shop and talking to the staff... utter mongs if you ask me. People who have a poor comprehension of the English language resort to articulating with swear words because they are unable to grasp the basic concepts of conversation i.e: "Aye like me fuckin car's proper fuckin knackered again, am proper fuckin sick of the cunt" Its hardly the words of a properly educated person, and the reason why they include so many swear words is beacuse they are unable to convey their feeling about the situation in a coherant and proper manner. Being from x part of any city doesn't prevent someone from speaking with a certain degree of correctness, and hiding behind where you are from is just using that as an excuse to speak like a retard (if you used swear words in the context i've specified... and again i'm using the word "you" in a wider context than just you specifically). Also being from Bishop Auckland or any other place isn't a correct way to judge why a person speaks correctly (to an extent as even I dont speak the Queen's English by a long stretch), as there are plenty of people in Bish or other places that speak like utter mongs too. And I'm not from Bishop Auckland anyway so your point is redundant.

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"Cunt" is just what Scottish people say when they can't think of another word and need to keep their sentence going. "Aye, we're going down the, erm...cunting paper shop" Aye like friends can say "ya daaaaaaaaaaft cunt " and it's not seen as offensive. It's how you it too though like someone could annoy and you could say "who the fuckin ye taakin tee ya daft cunt???" and it has a far more aggressive meaning. It's tone, but also as you say also in Scotland especially it has so many meanings. Like take Begbie when he's in the pub on about on about Spud, "ah wis eh cunt the tried tae get um off it" was he shite but that's irrelevant, he's referring to himself as a cunt, cunt meaning person. Or someone could use the word cunt as an entity like "ma fuckin mortor conked oot so it hus, am sick of eh cunt". You know the crack anyway. I know what you are saying, but it does come down to being a bit retarded too, in the fact that if you have to use the word cunt, or any swear word just to keep a sentance going, then you must be pretty thick. For instance: "ma fuckin mortor conked oot so it hus, am sick of eh cunt" Is pretty moronic, especially when the following is hardly shakespeare but would suffice: "My car's broken down and i'm sick to the back teeth" I know your example was just to show how it could be used, but I'm very much of the opinion that if you have to resort to using it to describe something, and that you are unable to contruct a sentance without swearing, then you are a bit of a mong. *When I say "you" i'm not referring to you, i'm referring to "you" in a wider context btw.

I think its very short, and the "unt" sound is much more aggressive than "ick" in prick. Until a few years ago you never even heard the word really, but now its become much more socially acceptable. I think it really comes down to context as much as anything though... If I turn round to my mate and called him a "daft cunt", its different to squaring up to someone in a heated argument and calling them it. Personally i'm not keen on the word, I don't think it sounds very nice, and tend not to use it... but if someone said it to me then I wouldn't get all up in their grill about it either.

When at Uni loads of us used to smoke weed every day (all day sometimes) and take pills when we went out sometimes. My old school mate started joining in with us and got really in to it over the next couple of years... then one day he had a fit when we were playing footy (he wasnt on owt at the time), and this happened every now and then after that, docs had no idea what was wrong and he wouldn't tell them he'd been taking pills and coke fairly regularly. Anyway he ended up really just falling away and becoming a totally different person to the kid i'd known ever since we were children. Best mate for many years but aint spoke to him in a long time... last I heard though he'd lost his job and was living with his parents (at the age of 30). The rest of us stopped taking owt and got on with having careers, families etc... so whilst I think its only the rare occasion that somone gets their brain all twisted and it changes who they are, i still think looking back that its a bit of a daft risk to take. With age comes wisdom though and if someone had explained all that to me at the time i'd still have been off popping pills and getting stoned because you think you're invicible at that age.

You fucking mong!