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Walked in the living room to find the missus watching some weird thing being filmed on night vision in the woods, with 2 massively obese lasses and a lad in freaky masks. One lass was attempting to lick the others nipples, but as her tits were so saggy and fat she was having trouble lifting it up enough to get to the puppy nose which was pointing towards the floor. The lad was stood there and said he didn't like it and wanted to go home and so they all trudged off in the dark whilst a fox looked on. This is all I saw program and until she explained it was a program on dogging I was thinking 'I don't remember this part of the Blair Witch Project' Anyone actually watch this? Looked like the oddest program ever

yeah it is actually... could be part of the reason. I've worked about 90 hours over the last 9 days without a day off too so think that's not helping. My mind is too active and I need to find a way to shut off before bed but no idea how?

Haha you might be right

I've not slept properly in 5 days... proper climbing the walls! Go through spells of this and then fine for ages before falling back in to the same pattern.

Hit and miss for me... For every amazing meal I've had in there they've completely fucked up another. Including my wife's birthday! Always given us a free meal as an apology so fair play to them. Shame because when its good its very good, but they can't cope with large groups or if its really busy it seems

Yes well worth the £10 IMO... however I listen to it all the time so I get my money's worth. Best parts are that you can get loads of new music (providing you know who the new bands / albums are), and that you can sync stuff to play offline. Found loads of new bands and some great music purely because of spotify

Cheers mate Ahh you're taking the plunge eh? Will be interesting to see how you feel they compare as might upgrade my 7D to a 5D MK II at some point as would like 2 FF bodies ideally. Let me know how you get on with the MK III

It's been a bit quiet on here lately so thought I'd post some pics from a family shoot I did at the weekend: More images from the shoot can be seen here: http://www.andyhudsonphotography.co.uk/portfolio-item/mullarkey-family-shoot/

Do any of the standers wipe back to front... that would be a right goofy way of doing things!

Cheers mate

Haha no but luckly I managed to avoid any splashback / dribbling down my legs

I had severe food poisoning in Morocco and the only available place to poo was in one of those... so I had to do it. I thought I'd hit an all time low until I had to get the driver to stop the next day so I could shit behind a large rock.

I like to shit standing up and then sit down to wipe

Wow it's been a long time since I posted in my images section! Here's a link to my latest shoot - a commercial shoot for a local wedding boutique and salon. http://www.andyhudsonphotography.co.uk/portfolio-item/sos-professionals/ Apologies that it's a link rather than embedding the images but I have some much to do that I've stopped upload to flickr and just to my site there days

Haha ahh ok well best ignore JawD's suggestion of fill flash then... nowt gives you away like firing a flash off in someone's direction

I really like the shot... only think I'd do differently is get more of the magazine / paper he's reading in shot. The image is designed to tell a story, yet you chopped most of the main part of the story off and as a result it looses a little context. Still a good shot though!

Hey who moved my post? I'm a mod for god's sake... which power crazy megalomaniac is modding the mod?

I was forced to take photos of this rather attractive young lady last night... they were paying me so I had no choice... hard life eh? Sadly she was fully clothed at all times This was shot at ISO 2000... so although not a 'test' of the 5D MK III's iso performance as such it shows off how good it is at this level... my 7D would definitely not have produced anything along these lines! No NR carried out other than some skin smoothing due to her having quite bad skin.

Bottom one is an interesting shot... a bit avant garde lol. Not my favourite pic of yours but it's good to see you experimenting. Top pic is really nice with good use of DOF

Aye that's the truth and then some. Just had a stunning (and I mean stunning!) lass half my age in my office flirting with me and giving me these looks... I can 100% guarantee when I was her age and single she'd have not even looked twice at me (if she was the age she is now... if that makes sense?) I was hopeless with lasses when I was younger... now I could fill me boots with some fantastic specimens but I'm married. Albeit to a very attractive lovely woman so it's not all bad

A year... ended up humping some uber hotty that I met on-line before going on a bit of a rampant shag fest for a few months. Felt like Austin Powers after he got his mojo back... met a lass (now wife) just as I was hitting my shagging stride so never quite got to the stud stage but was a fun few months.

Ahh ok I'm pretty sure I've been for a walk there before but must have missed the waterfall

Can't say I've ever done a waterfall shot so maybe it something I should actually try someday Where was it taken? Didn't realise there were any waterfalls near mine

Nice shot!

I requested it tbh mate as it's a great way of showing visitors weddings starting at the beginning and finishing at the end... this guy does it and there doesn't seem to be any issues - http://www.rossharveyweddings.com/weddings/hawaii-wedding-photographer-maui-joy-george Any ideas how his works so well?