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Already did this... used ot live in Wallsend and moved to Ryton... oh yeah living the high life!

Found a lump on my gonad last week so went to the docs yesterday and I have an epydidimus cyst... nowt to be worried about luckily. I thought that was the case tbh as looked it up on the internetz when I found it and it's position seemed to be where you get cysts and not tumours. Worth getting it checked out though just to be on the safe side... very simple and easy, basically the doc had a feel and within 10 seconds I'd cum, erm no he'd diagnosed what it was I mean Just thought i'd share this so people can see that it's dead easy to get anything checked out, takes seconds and it gives you piece of mind... or in the worst case scenario lets you catch it early and get the right treatment. As the thread states Check 'em lads!

I meant just in the general chat section... hadn't considered it worked on the home page too... this thing's bigger than I ever imagined!

Aye I'm not really claiming there's government forces using Toontastic to communcate with each other... just a bit odd and interesting IMO

I notice on here loads and only on here that you can sometimes take a few thread titles and then look at the one directly below and it has some sort of weird matrix glitch that almost forms a sentance or meaningful grouping of words... for example today we have: What are you listening to? General random conversation Metal Lyrics Mouth Ulcers Thunderstorms 2 kids missing in Washington Today is a bad day too... usually there's even more. Is it just me noticing this or have a stumbled across something only a select few are supposed to pick up on... kind of like coded messages for the illuminati?

What post it note?

Superb!

Outstanding

Yeah but I'm ghotto init zo I zpellz zingz wiv zedz not ezzez word! FFS had to go back and edit about 10 's' letters out of that

I've never cried at a film ever in my life but fuck me that film had me on the brink! As a dog owner and a lab dog owner at that I can really relate to that film. On another note I watched 'The Watch' last night with Vince Vaughan, Ben Stiller, Jonah Hill and Moz from IT Crowd in it. Very run of the mill comedy that was fairly entertaining but without many major laughs (Jonah Hill provides one or two though).

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Yep on and off for about 15 years... ranges from a ringing in my ears followed by a dark shadowy figure stood next to the bed looking down on me to the noise of a radio being tuned in and bright lights filling the room with 2 aliens leaning over me looking at me. Pretty fucked up really. Canny if you don't panic though as you can kind of ride the wave and get some good lucid dreaming going on... never managed to turn it in to a sexual lucid dream, but that's probably for the best as when there's aliens involved I wouldn't want to end up doing one doggy style I harldy ever don't panic though and that sense of danger feeling kicks in and makes the whole thing rather unpleasant and terrifying

Seems a sensible idea to me... the over sexualisation of youth is a big problem and I dread to think how many teenage lads loose their vaginity demanding ass to mouth, and jizzing all over the poor lasses chubs

Half Moon Run - Dark Eyes... Really good album! Just listened to it for the 1st time the other day and it really is top notch. Kind of loses its way towards the end sadly but the 1st half in particular is just spot on. Kind of Macabee's with a bit of Radiohead thrown in for good measure

Grower for me...

No... kind of Columbine meets Natural Born Killers set in a small hicksville town. Seriously epic book

One of my favourite books ever! It's honestly awesome... that and a book called Syrup are 2 I'd read time and time again and still enjoy. Probs the only 2 books I'd ever give 10/10

I thought it was ok tbh... I read it after reading Less Than Zero, American Psycho, Vernon God Little and a couple of Chuck Palhaniuk books (Survivor and Invisible Monsters) which are all better books and written from a 1st person narrative so wouldn't say it blew me away.

Kurt Vile's album does get good reviews so I'll give it a go

There's no 'go with the flow' or 'lost art of keeping a secret' I'll admit but seems a bit more well rounded than previous albums imo.

Quite liking the new QOTSA album... wouldn't say it was album of the year or anything like that but think it's a good listen

The National's album is class mate... I didn't like it at first but it's a real grower... their best album IMO and also the best album of 2013 so far (that I've heard anyway). As for Kurt Vile? I was listening to some of his stuff last year and the wife walked in the room and paused, looked at me confused and said "what the fuck are you listening too?!" Pretty much sums him up really... either you get it or you dont. Personally I agree with her as his voice is bloody awful but I can't help listening to 'Jesus Fever' which is actually a mint song. Anyone know the name of the band he used to be in? I thought that were actually pretty good... I think actually they were called 'The War on Drugs' possibly?

Fuck me some people are miserable twats