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Oh no, we’re going to be missing *checks notes* absolutely nobody.

Our relegation is impossible given the billions we shell out in bribe money.

NUFC season stats 22/23.

Don’t the Lib Dem’s want PR? On those figures they’d have more than twice as many seats as the Tories on half the vote share.

Call me crazy but what’s wrong with a normal door bell?

So the poor fucker has come into work the last two days despite being fucked with the cold and you’re trying to get him the sack?

They’re not nearly pink enough.

I'd rather keep Wilson. Abraham isn't all that prolific and you'd have to be suspicious of them letting him go after he did his cruciate.

Have a heart, the poor fella is going to be on the dole in a few weeks.

I'm more interested in why she appears to have aged 15 years since Johnson left office.

Complete lies. With those ears the cunt can communicate with the Hubble telescope, never mind receive Sky TV.

Are they though? The No.1 message that Labour have been trying to get across over the last two years is that they can be trusted with the economy and there would be no new borrowing, which evidently appeals to most voters. But iirc we have the second lowest level of government debt among the G7. We seem to be convincing ourselves that our national finances should be run like a household which isn’t the case. The markets shit themselves when Truss announced her plans not simply because she wanted to borrow money but because she wanted the money to fund tax cuts. If a coherent plan was put forward to borrow money to invest in the country and our infrastructure which in turn would boost the economy then the markets wouldn’t be so spooked and peoples lives might improve. Instead what we have is the next government saying, ‘things are shit right now, we’ll try to make them slightly less shit’.

He’s on a free and we’ve just freed up £50k a week by releasing Jeff Hendrick. I don’t care if he’s shite, it would be worth it for the fewm.

City have won six out of the last seven league titles. A two horse race would be an improvement.

And the problem with that is?

Perfect setting for a car crash.

You would assume that any Tory candidate launching an alternative manifesto would have to be kicked out of the party?