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It worked so well last time.

Congratulations to Declan Rice on his 53rd international appearance.

Frank Sobotka is not going to be happy.

Sounds like he's going through a divorce.

Shit, I thought the bridge collapsed some time after being hit and had been closed but clearly not.

Bollocks. Get rid of FFP and go fucking crazy.

Companies House says that her company owes money to RB Sports which I assume is the Reubens. The charge is against shares of her company through which she owns her stake in the club.

Doesn't she also owe the Reubens a fair chunk of money?

Aye, it's incredible how anyone with his life experience could decide that the Tory party was the one for him.

Gordon vs Bruno to go in for a 50/50 and both to break their legs and be out for 12 months.

Aye, if their skin tone matches any of the colours in the ‘new’ flag then they’re a gammon.

But does she really have cancer? And you have to ask yourself, where is Meghan Markle in all of this?

Talking about John Barnes, 'Obviously Micka will know him really well'. Errrr...

Ellis Short on steroids.

FYP

Seeing as Gemmill is of absolutely no use to anyone, the entire fee is recognised in the year of sale. The payment structure is of no relevance. So selling Longstaff for £100m would, in theory, allow us to buy £500m worth of players this summer on five years contracts. The problem is we would have to keep finding that £100m profit per season for the next five seasons.

Unfortunately for legal reasons these must be described as ‘so called accountant’ wars.

I bet Gemmill is about to say something that makes him sound like a right cunt.

Yeah, definitely looks like him in the picture.