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Eh? Julian Clary is gay?

The earlier seasons of Taskmaster were fantastic but I think they’ve exhausted the pool of decent contestants they’re capable of getting so it’s gone downhill massively with the likes of Julian Clary and Sue Perkins.

12 point deduction incoming.

History nonce.

And that’s why I hate the cunt.

Not exactly, I think some of the charges against City were ruled out because they were time barred by UEFA’s own rules. The PL isn’t restricted in the same way.

We now go live to the Man City commercial department:

Schar getting a yellow card for a fantastic tackle.

The sooner these cunts are only referenced as part of history the better.

It’s about the only time your ma will make Page 3.

Aye and you probably never shot as many unarmed catholics as you did when you were 17 either.

Nonsense, it's tough enough for a senior pro never mind anyone who hasn't experienced that level of intensity before.

Miley started nearly 14 games on the bounce at 17 having barely played a full first team game so it’s quite possible he was more in need of the rest.

I'd love a house like that with a load of character but can't be bothered with the hassle and maintenance that goes along with it. Best of luck in it, tbd!

No ones saying you have to look down.

I thought it was the one who admitted he couldn't become a teacher because he wanted to fuck the kids?

2-1 @PaddockLad to rifle one in from 30 yards in the 89th minute before blowing @thebrokendoll on the centre circle in celebration.

So the team with the theoretically better players have won? Very interesting...

Add to that the fact that Ashley put a lot of shit players on extended contracts as it was cheaper than buying replacements.

'Would you take another £10m from this racist?' 'Yes we would'

Man also doesn't appear to own a mirror.

Union Jacks? You fucking English are amateurs when it comes to Union Jacks.