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The Friendly Cup stays in Norfolk then.

Aye, a mate of mine was parroting that line to me so I checked it out.

We’d be top of the league if we’d kept Chris Wood.

I’d actually consider flying over for this just to call Michael Owen a cunt.

Do try and keep up, granda.

Voted for him as what? Rear of the year? There was no election in 96.

Still, at least the Reform Party ended up in sixth place.

Just wait til she finds out who was Home Secretary last year.

Right, which of you forgot to give Seaman the Saudi bribe money?

Away to Man City

TBF though most of the players who’ve been in the team week in week out are likely to be going on international duty rather than sitting at home with their feet up.

Okay boomer.

at the geriatrics thinking 41 is young.

Two pints

That's AMORE!

'Silk Cut? Where do I sign?'

You try running full pelt while rolling a Ciggy.

What specific players were missing? Pope aside that was a strong team he put out.

That was atrocious.

Fucking fiddlesticks.

We’ve play nine games in just over eight weeks.

And the goalkeeper commits hari kari on the penalty spot.