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Are you listening to two different commentaries at the same time?

Good delivery from Murphy, no one there to meet it.

Gordon fucked, coming off.

Gordon and Miggy swapped wings now.

Have you got a Tactics Truck? Have you fuck.

Forcibly retired by Sky.

Our ‘run’.

They’re time wasting already.

Poor clearance from Botman.

If you can’t handle the sausage then get out of the kitchen.

That Chelsea lineup looks shite, we should be putting at least three past them here.

It’s largely irrelevant when we still have to comply with UEFA’s ffp.

Nah, a lot of people over here lost interest in it so it hasn't been on for a few years now.

He’s taking the baby onto the pitch with him.

Thank fuck we never signed DCL. He’s been utter dogshit.

He hasn’t been on in six months. Was it something we said?

The Fish family:

I wouldn’t worry too much about the growth thing, a friend recently was in the exact same situation and they brought the c section forward and the baby was fine. A little on the light side obviously but has been 100% since.

Miley is an exception. Not many young players are able to slot straight into the first team and but for circumstances he wouldn’t be either. Look at the way Pep eased Foden into the first team. Everyone could see he had the talent but clearly he still had things to learn before Pep could trust him to start regularly and you can see this season how he has been developing.

Yeah I had to check the date on it too.

He's waiting until the wife pops to Tesco.