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Fair play to the old doll who gave it to charity, that was the only correct thing to do with it. I remember the look of disbelief I got when I went into the Marie Curie shop with my £100 Covid voucher to give to them. #humblebrag

Other than that, how was the show, Mrs. Lincoln?

I mean it’s literally there in the post just above his.

From best car you’ve ever owned to piece of shit in ten months?

That’s unfair. Alex Bruce would never had a career in football but for Wor Steve.

You’ve clearly never seen Bluey.

Aye, aside from Wood (when we were desperate) and the Greek keeper (PSR fix) is there a single player we’ve overpaid for? I think our first team business has been excellent up until the summer.

Can someone explain to be exactly what Darren Eales does? Is he Lee Charnley in a bad wig? We’ve had zero movement on the stadium and the new training ground, his first solo transfer window was a shambles and now he has the two most important off field employees trading barbs in the press. Clearly Mitchell has been brought in and promised a remit that hasn’t been explained or agreed to by Howe. It shouldn’t be difficult to get the two of them in a room and thrash this out Eales appears to be absent in all this.

Always first with the topical gags.

PLEASE tell me he’s put you down as a reference.

Were you looking after the grandkids that day?

Similarly, is the NHS's free at the point of use structure sustainable?

I can assure you that the terms "Christmas Tree" and "blowjob" are going nowhere near my search history.

Well you'll not drink it a second time then.

That'll be him on Greta Thunberg's naughty list then.

Oh that was no accident.

No WE fucking haven't, Mr. Incontinent.

I think SOMEONE owes Renton an apology.

The reflection off your bonce maybe?

Aye, his performance in the Wedding Ringer was Oscar worthy.

Just the £131m loss for Man U last season, which brings their losses for the last three seasons to £313m. Still, I'm sure they were absolutely compliant with PSR and can continue spending like a drunken sailor.