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Who eats a burger to be healthy? Lettuce tastes of nothing and just dilutes the flavour of the burger. This is a hill I'm prepared to die on.

I agree on her with the lettuce and tomato. Why ruin a perfectly good burger?

I'm fine with the principle. The thing is whether there's a fairer way to administer the cuts, I haven't looked into it so don't know how valid the arguments are.

I shared a table with him at the Everton match last season. Nice lad, for a yank.

Tay Tay is basically the white Martin Luther King.

Have some consideration for his family like he asked, just like he did for his family.

We wouldn’t so we’re not. That’s the point.

Still looking sexy Dave.

Nearly.

Get the second set and stick it on ebay.

Nice to see the new generation of OAPs bringing curtain twitching into the 21st century.

Good.

I was reading there about Beyoncé not getting nominated for a Country Music Award but one of the people who was nominated was a singer who was ‘cancelled’ a few years ago for using the N word. After that radio stations stopped playing his songs and the record company dropped him etc but after the furore died down it all went back to normal. The interesting thing though was that immediately after the controversy broke his record sales increased 100% in the following week. This is the sort of people you’re dealing with.

The perfect opportunity to get rid of her was when she stepped down as political editor but now she has the Sunday show she’ll be there until retirement.

Worth a combined £205m and scored both your goals tonight?

By my reckoning at least five of the England starting XI would have been eligible to play for Ireland. You’re welcome.

This is what happens when England poach our best players.

Roy Keane to turn up in an England kit in the second half and score your third.

Well done Jack Grealish, very happy for him.

Well done Declan Rice, very happy for him.

We all know you’re a massive fanny but are you sure that’s all it is? Sometimes it can be a buildup of something else. Anyway, I hope the rest of your night goes a bit better. 👍

That sounds a bit dodgy to begin with.