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I understand the PSR sales, they ended up unavoidable. But clearly we did have money to spend this summer but the people at the club now in charge of spending it were unable to do so which is a massive fuck up.

Yes, there’s no set tariff but the bigger the loss the bigger the sanction hence Forest getting a lesser deduction than Everton.

PSR hasn’t stopped us from signing anyone.

GIWA

‘Flex’ now reckons that Dan Ashworth is the reason we have had a shit window and Man U’s has been so amazing.

Howe says we're still working on ins and outs but looks pretty despondent.

Right, my sit in protest has begun and I’m not moving until we sign some cunt.

Press conference delayed? That’ll be because Eddie is busy handing in his resignation then.

Failure to sign a first team player in three months is more than a failure to form. It’s a complete failure.

Putting aside Hall (who we had last season) and the PSR fix keeper we’ve only paid a fee for a striker with zero league goals last season. This has been an utter shambles.

Aye, Maguire is no Grant Hanley.

Aye, there’s no way the club goes into the summer with just one target. Either they’ve fucked up every deal or have left this one too late to go for anyone else.

I should have guessed, a property developer. https://www.tynesidegroup.com/robbie-kalbraier

Who is the petty cunt that owns this piece of land?

Since (and including) the summer 2023 window Brentford, Bournemouth and even fucking Ipswich have spent more than us.

Well look, if we've exhausted our list then what else can we expect them to do? The list:

Either way Gemmill is certainly wide of the mark.

I hope he's not benchmarking his expectations off some offer he got from Saudi.

This is the new Alan Oliver / Brett Emerton.

That's what she said.

Good for him. If someone came in and tried to unsettle one of our best players then we'd rightly be pissed off. The mystery is why we spent so long pursuing a target we were never going to pay the asking price for.

Called up to the England squad.

Only in the sense that he was born and raised in France.