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By my reckoning at least five of the England starting XI would have been eligible to play for Ireland. You’re welcome.

This is what happens when England poach our best players.

Roy Keane to turn up in an England kit in the second half and score your third.

Well done Jack Grealish, very happy for him.

Well done Declan Rice, very happy for him.

We all know you’re a massive fanny but are you sure that’s all it is? Sometimes it can be a buildup of something else. Anyway, I hope the rest of your night goes a bit better. 👍

That sounds a bit dodgy to begin with.

Isak violently attacks Jacob Murphy while Tonali tries to break it up and Tino screams to the ref for help.

The father has been charged with involuntary manslaughter. Despite the cops warning him in May 23 that his 13 year old son was making threats to shoot up a school he went ahead and bought him an assault rifle three months later. Nearly unbelievable.

Why is someone from Dorset interested in that?

A disappointing 30/40 for me.

An outsider's view.

Absolutely. We couldn't give them away with the money they're on.

All sold for a combined £5.5m. You may want to find some better examples.

So the club make an effort to be more transparent and offer the DoF to several local journalists to communicate with the fans and some people are looking at this as a bad thing? FFS, let's go back to the Ashley and Llambias days.

Which is exactly what we did with Minteh. We got lucky with him in that his value rose so quickly but this has obviously been the tactic all along given the amount of young players we've signed for the under age teams so I'm calling more bullshit. Plus he refers to himself in the third person and ewerk thinks that anyone who does that is a massive cunt.

There's an estimated 15,000 luxury yachts in the world. They're not that common, Southern Europe probably has one of the highest concentration of them for obvious reasons.

I bet the fella who got the job is flicking through a brochure right now.

I've always felt I should have been born French.

I'd love to continue on but me-dian some work right now.

It's just his default mode.

There’s no need for this in the stats thread. You’re just being mean.

Ummmm...