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He thanked the NHS in his statement. Our Eddie ain't no Tory.

Sounds like me with every DIY task I have to do around the house.

Help me out here, are you Mr. Tickle or the gay?

I'll post a picture of myself in them later, that'll fucking teach you.

I mean I was 13 at the time I bought it but it's a fair cop.

I still have the shorts from the original version. Well, they fit more like cycling shorts these days.

I’m only still watching so I can hear more about Salah’s contract extension.

Amorim (Manchester United manager): ‘It’s hard to win against these top teams like Newcastle’ Drink it in lads.

Oh it’s on.

Badge kissing wanker.

Of course Jamie Carragher is doing the Liverpool match so that means Neville is nailed on for the UNITED game.

You seem to know an awful lot about the history of this board given that you only joined on Wednesday.

Take more kamagra.

at you two trying to reason with Quiff.

Im guessing most places you would want to visit didn’t vote for him. I just hope the American media are painting this as much of a humiliation as it has been.

Word on the street is that his balls are so humongous that he’s having to get them surgically reduced.

He’s one of the anti-trans gays.

He was muslim, coincidentally.

Tim Cook’s $1m donation to Trump’s inauguration isn’t looking like a great investment right now.

The link with DCL has been going on for a couple of years now, it’s starting to worry me.

Missing a bottle of Fanta lemon.

If there was anything to be learnt from Liz Truss it's that you can't do batshit economics then walk it back and hope that no one noticed.