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That’s gonna be ruled out.

Sadly there won’t be enough in the stadium at FT to get a good beeewwww going.

My man Malick!

If anyone wants to make a quick £800

The acoustics at this stadium are supposedly the best in the country. The boos at half time are going to be superb.

Joelinton going down with a tactical knock.

Pope dropped from the squad completely?

True story.

New left wing party doing classic left wing things.

Tell me you’ve got no friends without telling me you’ve got no friends.

Catts for me like.

They completely finished Kalvin Philips.

And what if you’re on Android?

You’re a good man, so you are.

FFS, I’m at 1100% I’m starting a petition for Andrew to sell the second car and garage and use the funds to buy a small data centre to host my gifs.

Turned on Newsnight for the first time in ages to see both The Times and The Sun’s political correspondents on as pundits. Immediately switched off obvs.

Aye, the child sex offences would probably rule him out.

Lads we're five point off the CL spots with 26 games to go.

It’s what any top team will face during that time period. It’s why you need a squad and why we were all happy at having two players for pretty much every position at the beginning of the season.

Railway. What do I win?

I’d love to but I no longer possess a pot to piss in after a certain twat told us all to lump on Gary O’Neill to get the Southampton job.

I had a look on Rightmove for houses over £2m in the three areas of London you mentioned and I can assure you that none of them are the type of house lived in by an old granny without a penny to spare.

Won't someone think of the grannies in their £2m houses being asked to pay just 0.125% of their house's value!