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According to .com he has another two years on his contract rather than one.

#AccidentalPartridge

I think he lost his shoe there, mate.

If they hadn't blown their entire transfer budget on pink slices then maybe they wouldn't be in this position?

He was having dinner with representatives of Saudi clubs in pre-season. He’s obviously been pushing for a move for a while.

Waiting for the 5pm news on Talk Sport.

Why don't you ring up and ask him? He's presenting right now on Talk Sport as the news breaks.

The One Show will never be the same again.

It's not exactly out of position, he's equally as adept on either side.

You said fuck all, if he was staying then you'd be saying 'I was just asking questions'. Farage would be proud of your bullshit.

'Like I said'. Fucking Sean Casey-lite.

It’s actually the only area where they’re short, having only 1.5 RBs.

I’d assume it’s his missus forcing this.

Yeah it includes the entire club’s wages but the first team will make up the vast majority. It’ll also include the money paid for Potter and also to sack him.

Ornstein confirming that Trippier wants out. Everton a possible destination.

I notice that the greatest footballer in history, Cole Palmer, isn’t in there. Maybe Poch didn’t demand pressing from his front players?

Their last accounts had them spending £404m on wages.

He is still only 29. Albeit he has a lot of miles on the clock given he's been playing regularly since he was 17.

There's no one going to pay that and he made clear in his statement that he expects his money so unless Chelsea are going to subsidise his wages he's sitting in the reserves all season costing them £17m a year.

You don't spend that long under Pep without putting in the work and pressing high up the pitch. Whether he's prepared to track up and down the pitch for 90 minutes is another thing though.

TBD and his disabled chauffer stopping off at Wetherby services for a spot of lunch before the next game.

Ummm... congratulations I guess?

The funniest thing about it is that Spurs are taking 40% of whatever 'huge' fee they get for him.