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It's like the collective IQ of the board has halved overnight. That normally only happens when I log off.

Sorry, I stopped reading at this point.

Aye, the best negotiation tactic is to declare to the world that one of your major bargaining chips is most definitely on the table. You're no Darren Eales you.

Now they're planning to ban smoking outside pubs and football stadiums which is an absolute fucking nonsense.

Trump trainers (made in Jiiina).

'Look I'm not angry with you, I'm just disappointed. Now come down here and apologise to your brother and sister.'

Looks like he was part of the core group they didn't want to let go. We'll have to wait until next June when they're desperate to comply with PSR again.

Aaron Ramsdale has signed for Southampton. One minute you’re Arsenal’s No.1 challenging for the title and the next you’re fighting relegation with Southampton. Still, let’s all feel sorry for Dubravka.

Juventus have been touting him around all summer so we could have stolen a march on Liverpool but we may well not have been interested.

Chiesa to Liverpool for just £10m.

Meanwhile Parish on the other end:

The Bruno deal was done in a matter of days.

None of us have a clue what's going on. End of. Mods, close the thread now.

Have a heart, he was only on £4k a week.

Are we calling the signing of Boumsong from Rangers a draw?

If we haven't offered the price that Palace is asking then why the fuck does anyone at the club think that the price is going to come down the closer we get to the end of the window?

Palace have made a £50m profit in this window. The simple fact is that they don't need to sell and it doesn't sound like the player is pushing for it so the ball is completely in their court.

Gemmill next time he's round visiting the father and sees Mrs. CT out watering the peonies.

Which was precisely my point.

Aye because it’s that easy. The lad has been here six years now. The north east is his home where he his kids were born and raised and all he gets for his faithful service is to be traded like a piece of meat against his will. That’s enough to break anyone. Unless the club in for him is Man U in which case he’s down the A1 faster than CT getting up for thirds at the all you can eat buffet.

The food isn’t bad, decent but nothing to write home about. The let down for me was the seats, just bog standard seats in the Leazes among the plebs.

Is it not worth coming home a couple of days early? Gives you time to prepare and means that you’re both not completely fucked if there’s any significant delays to the flight home. Plus try not to turn up to the interview looking like this:

It’s a fucking disgrace like. What are they at playing their own player?

They’ll blink soon #MitchellLogic