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Luke Shaw with the worst Eric Cantona impression I’ve ever seen.

You can’t judge it by CT’s overhanging gut.

This will be soft as fuck if given.

You just have really been into MILFs when you were 19.

Gabriel Clarke: ‘They say all goalkeepers need an element of insanity’ Pickford: ‘I don’t know what insanity means’ Safe to say there’s still work to be done in the Sunderland education system.

Unrealistic wage demands?

She has a doctorate in education, I’m not sure I’d be letting her perform open heart surgery on me.

Not to overuse cliches but you're on a long road and you've just taken a step back. You're not back to the start again. You've come a long way from where you were, remember that. You're a good lad, Renton. It's not easy but you will be okay again.

Clearly ohhh_yeah’s divorce isn’t going so well. You should be able to relate.

I mean she was funny in Derry Girls but still

Well I guess we can rule out you being Deano then.

That Lamine Yamal kid looks like he has a bit of potential. Maybe worth a cheeky bid for him now when he’s still under the radar.

Jesus Navas?

Finally a decent match in this tournament!

Is still bitter.

What an absolute tragedy that this thundercunt kept her seat.

Nah, Noelie is still alive and kicking. He flounced from here after one of the mods deleted a post he made making a slightly ill advised joke about BLM.

It was interesting to hear Trippier speaking on Gary Neville's podcast about how in his last few months at Spurs he had become a liability making silly mistakes, which reminded me of the last few months of last season. He said that when he moved to Atletico Simeone told him he was going to improve his defending and spent a lot of time on the training ground with him to sort the problems so this current lapse in standards could be something similar.

Nah mate, I’m at Silverstone for the GP. Feeling much better now thankfully. I was with some saucy minx earlier who was right kinky, kept calling me Callum for some reason. Things start getting hot and heavy and next thing she gets a phone call then turns round to me and says “Urrrr nurrrr, I'll have to gurrrr hurrrrm. Thick 'ead's ad anuther wobbleh!". So I’m left here with three inches of solid steel and blue balls.