Jimbo

Although in other news today, the Texas senate just passed a bill that made it legal to carry a concealed gun on college campuses, crazy.

Had my induction day at my new job in Houston today, I was told that no guns were allowed on site but i could leave my Mace, pepper spray or Taser gun in my locker

You mean Portia de Rossi - who bats left handed. And Kate Fischer, ex partner of James Packer (rich fat ugly bastard) who has now converted to Judaism, changing her name to T'ziporah Malka bat Israel. Those other chicks??? Isn't Tara Fitzgerald in that too ? No tits and a massive 70's porn minge ? You mean this minge? (NSFW) Ahh yes, that's the one

On the flip side, do you ever get the earie feeling of ghostly disapproval of passed relatives when you have a wank ? Maybe that's just me.....

You mean Portia de Rossi - who bats left handed. And Kate Fischer, ex partner of James Packer (rich fat ugly bastard) who has now converted to Judaism, changing her name to T'ziporah Malka bat Israel. Those other chicks??? Isn't Tara Fitzgerald in that too ? No tits and a massive 70's porn minge ?

You should have taken sly ninja-pics of them, or at least I would have...

Franck Dumas, looked like a Musketeer.

More cards than Paul Daniels

Seems like a release, poor bugger.

He's very biassed but then again it seems judging by tweets that most journo's on twitter write their copy wearing a full Liverpool kit.

You can get the current shirt for 9 quid http://soccertriads.com/Clearance/Newcastl...1/prod_310.html

iPhone, could cope without a TV with out any problem and a computer to some extent but I'd be fucked without my phone.

Christ ! Is it ? I struggle to keep up with Rogan's

Adam Carolla's podcast is worth a listen too.

That thing about meeting Daisy Duke ? That was one of the most awesome debates ever !

Bill Hicks Lee Harvey Oswald Alexander The Great Gianna Michaels Muhammad Ali

Nice to see The Fish is enjoying the celebrations

Can't remember what I was going to say, I got distracted by Geordiemessiah's avatar

NBC is describing the entire incident: -2 helicopters went in -two couriers and one of Osama's sons are dead and a woman used as a human shield -compound had a 12-15 foot wall, had no tv, internet or outside world connections -1 of the helicopters had a mechanical problem and crashed into the side of the compound -All americans survived -Nobody knows what kind of helicopters they were using -Osama was found by following the couriers -A past courier had been arrested before and revealed the identity of the couriers -Osama was killed THIS AFTERNOON

I bet Bin Laden regrets having "Location Tracking Services" enabled on his iPhone.

Obama to make an emergency announcement, rumors are Bin Laden is dead and US forces have the body.

RIP

Yes you get your money's worth he's pretty prolific, two or three a week !

I'm totally addicted to The Joe Rogan Experience podcast, so fucking funny and chilled out, everyone is high on Pot and talking about the most bizarre shit ever, he produces about three podcasts a week totally recommend !