Jimbo

All you need is a barmaid with perfect symetrical breasts and you'd be in heaven wouldn't you sammy boy? Can't believe I'm still taking flack for this tbh-you'd have them like a penny farthing I suppose you filthy mongrel?! Tits is tits has always been my mantra but tbh I think you've got a point. Beadle tits must be quite off putting

No Jimbo, that was just because they needed proof how big a wanker you need to be to drive a Voyager I was in my Mrs' Fiesta at the time but I did make them laugh when I offered to drape myself seductively over the bonnet of the car whilst they took the shot. Probably give Lowestoft panel beaters a hard on like, but neebody else. They did politely decline my offer. Obviously your reputation of excessive jizz is well publicised in Lowestoft. Your missus been talking again??? Well they did instruct me to pull off on the side of the road......

Same shit, different depth tbh.

No Jimbo, that was just because they needed proof how big a wanker you need to be to drive a Voyager I was in my Mrs' Fiesta at the time but I did make them laugh when I offered to drape myself seductively over the bonnet of the car whilst they took the shot. Probably give Lowestoft panel beaters a hard on like, but neebody else. They did politely decline my offer.

Can you hear that ? It's the sound of Stevie's piss coming up to boil

True, but do they have names and numbers ?

Number 10 being wishful thinking or does it say more about Owen's future ?

No Jimbo, that was just because they needed proof how big a wanker you need to be to drive a Voyager I was in my Mrs' Fiesta at the time but I did make them laugh when I offered to drape myself seductively over the bonnet of the car whilst they took the shot.

It's usually used as proof pending a fine or prosecution, I was recently stopped for having illegal numberplates on my car and the police that took down my particulars also took my photo of me standing next to the vehicle.

For a country that drinks so much of it, English beer is, on the whole, absolutely fucking rank. There's the odd small producer doing ok stuff (still tends to be a bland imitation of continental styles) and, imo, 'real ale' is awful. Even the Aussies and the Americans have some decent smaller breweries doing very drinkable pale ales and pilsners and so on. Zip it, pissflaps. I love real Ale, there are some cracking little brewerys local to me, Adnams, Oulton and Moultons are the pick of the bunch, I've got a few bottles of Adnams broadside in the fridge for tonight.

Frost/Nixon Two fantastic performances veneer what is quite a very ordinary film

I'm precariously close to abandoning them altogether....as it seems they are too. Reading out the lyrics to we didn't start the fire was a new low, and not in a good way. Shame, because there's the odd bit of gold. They do seem to be running out of steam, but as you said, they did have moments of comedy gold, not bad from what began as a newspaper review.

Collings and Herrin Podcast

Good job they missed, would most probably have died before they hit the ground.......

Grassy Knoll ?

Time Gigolo

Old ladies on buses

I really enjoyed it, not fantastic, but just a good film.

Who are ?? Daily Mail readers ?

It's very good but it can't hold a candle to Entourage in my opinion

I would take him but do we really need to put another one back in hospital? The chant: "He's fat, he's French, he collapses on the bench, Houllier ! Houliler !"

To Kill a Mockingbird

Sadly there is only one way of finding out, considering his Premier League experience he is probably a better bet than risking appointing a continental coach with no experience of English football.

I can't pretend that I like him but where we are right now he's probably the man for the job, I've been opposed to him in the past but I think we have sunk to a level where he probably fits the bill.

Awesome news ! Congratulations !