Jimbo

A die hard Celtic supporting collegue of mine said he would gladly drive McManus to St James' Park if it would help progress the transfer "shite defender who constantly gives the ball away"

Agreed.

Premier League footballer Robinho has been arrested by police investigating an allegation of sexual assault. The Manchester City forward met with police as part of a "criminal investigation", following the alleged attack at a nightclub in Leeds. Robinho's spokesman, Chris Nathaniel*, said the player "strenuously denied any allegation of wrongdoing". West Yorkshire Police confirmed a man was arrested on Tuesday in connection with an alleged incident on 14 January. Mr Nathaniel said Brazilian international Robinho met with police, as pre-arranged, as part of the criminal investigation and later released on bail. "He strenuously denies any allegation of wrongdoing or criminality and is happy to co-operate with the police if further required," he said. Robinho, whose full name is Robson de Souza, joined Manchester City from Real Madrid in September for £32.5 million, making him Britain's most expensive player. *I presume this is the Nigerian consortium dullard ?

Except for it being good? I quite like Forrest Gump, I see the screen play was written by the same chap which probably explains the similarity.

If we are it might encorage tight-wad Ashley to open his Spurs wallet.

I guess it has something to do with the Mackems and the Smoggies not having to foot extortionate wages to the likes of Duff, Owen, Viduka, Butt, Barton, Germi and Smith.

Ashley needs the cash more like !

Is he still knobbing Jenna Jameson ? kudos if he is.

The Curious case of Benjamin Button. I really enjoyed it, reminded me a lot of Forrest Gump, it has a similar feel to the story and is bloody long, nearly 3 hours, I felt it was a little let down by the ending though. Recommended.

Some great "Pleatisms" there.

To stop him from going or to convince him to leave ?

Tempted to go for something like this next time: http://www.jamesvillas.co.uk/villa.cfm?vil...CTA=villa_title

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcas...72703-22788392/

I cannot see David James signing for us, he lives in Devon and commutes to Portsmouth every day as it is.

Kenwyn Jones linked with a £15m move to Spurds.

Red Dwarf voyages back to Earth Cult comedy Red Dwarf is returning to TV, 21 years after its initial launch. The show has been resurrected by digital channel Dave for a two-part Easter weekend special, which sees the cast finally return to Earth. Written and directed by Red Dwarf co-creator Doug Naylor, the new show reunites the line-up, including Coronation Street's Craig Charles. The hit show, which ran for eight series on BBC Two between 1988 and 1999, won an International Emmy award. 'No holds barred' Set three million years into the future, the show followed the exploits of Dave Lister, slovenly crew member of the mining ship Red Dwarf - and the last man in the universe. He was joined in his weekly attempts to make it back to Earth by a cast of oddballs including human hologram Arnold Rimmer, mechanoid servant Kryten and Cat - a preening half-man, half-animal who evolved from the ship's cat. At its peak, Red Dwarf pulled in around eight million viewers and was broadcast in more than 25 countries. It has sold more than seven million DVDs and videos. The new two-part series Red Dwarf: Back to Earth will be followed by a "no holds barred" episode without sets, special effects or autocue. The weekend will climax with Red Dwarf: the Making of Back to Earth, a behind-the-scenes special from the new episodes.

Get reading it, it's awesome.

And Clive Bloody Tyldsley (or however you spell his stupid name) lives. There is no justice. Its Cilve "that night in Barcelona" Tyldsley, to give him his full name.

Coventry - twinned with Stalingrad, Dresden, Sarajevo and Belgrade. Seriously. Didn't believe you so I checked on Wikipedia. Fuck me. You missed out Kingston, murder capital of the world (who said we cannot learn anything from Ross Kemp?). Apparently Beirut, Hiroshim, Nagasaki and Great Yarmouth rejected the proposal

almost I said

I'd have an almost infinite number of managers ahead of Kinnear right now.

Anyone catch the Mosley Vs Margarito fight this weekend ? wow what an arse kicking that was !