Jimbo

or maybe she's a minger without 2" of makeup ?

get out.....just get out NOW It's Eva Longoria man, I can't get enough of the bint! She takes a great picture like...... Aye she's really hot....

That's why my skid-sheet isn't on the wall, numb-nuts. Does that answer the question of why every public toilet in the country has it on the wall at a height where normal humans sit though? The reason it is mounted at that height is so that you can remove an appropriate amount of paper whilst still in a sitting position whilst contemplating your upright wiping tactics, how you can you inspect the results of your wiping on your paper if you are sitting down ? do you slip your arm round the back or your arse and poke the paper through the gap between your tadger and the seat to inspect your handywork ? You must be a right fat cunt if there's not ample room between your arse and the back of the toilet seat for wiping Where did I say there wasn't enough room ? "do you slip your arm round the back or your arse and poke the paper through the gap between your tadger and the seat to inspect your handywork ?" Where did I say there wasn't enough room ?

Inverness ballbag Thistle ?

Yeah but you gotta admit he's world class at doing it!! I think Rooney is sharing his allergy to the England shirt tonight.

I see Lampard did his usual invisible man routine again tonight.

My 8 year old daughter just asked me "why do they have the bloke from the crisps advert presenting football"?

That's why my skid-sheet isn't on the wall, numb-nuts. Does that answer the question of why every public toilet in the country has it on the wall at a height where normal humans sit though? The reason it is mounted at that height is so that you can remove an appropriate amount of paper whilst still in a sitting position whilst contemplating your upright wiping tactics, how you can you inspect the results of your wiping on your paper if you are sitting down ? do you slip your arm round the back or your arse and poke the paper through the gap between your tadger and the seat to inspect your handywork ? You must be a right fat cunt if there's not ample room between your arse and the back of the toilet seat for wiping Where did I say there wasn't enough room ?

I see Shearer has put a baked potato down the front of his trousers again.

That's why my skid-sheet isn't on the wall, numb-nuts. Does that answer the question of why every public toilet in the country has it on the wall at a height where normal humans sit though? The reason it is mounted at that height is so that you can remove an appropriate amount of paper whilst still in a sitting position whilst contemplating your upright wiping tactics, how you can you inspect the results of your wiping on your paper if you are sitting down ? do you slip your arm round the back or your arse and poke the paper through the gap between your tadger and the seat to inspect your handywork ?

Lampard and Gerrard together, wow I can't wait.....

My roll is usually located on the top of my radiator so it is nice and warm for cleansing my arse.

ffs my monitor would look like plasterers radio if I used that !

if not use this: http://www.avast.com/eng/avast_4_home.html

That's why my skid-sheet isn't on the wall, numb-nuts.

Agreed. The only thing I don't like is the blue trim on the collar.

:icon_lol: As if !

A married couple are having problems with their marriage and go to see a marriage guidance counselor to seek help and the counselor asks, "tell me something you both have in common"? The husband after a long awkward silence says "well, neither of us sucks cock "!

nice

Mine is on nearly all the time, if it is off I don't shut off the mains, I only switch it off if I'm resetting after a glitch.

Thats right mate, you stick to wanking, its a lot less hassle.

He probably will spit at them. If they appointed Ronald Koeman he'd wipe his arse with a copy of The Guardian ?

Excellent news Craig.