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Jimbo

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  1. You're hilarious....................................................................... ........................................... You know Nicky Butt has applauded Keegans Tactical management and said he's right up there with Fergusson but it's ok you just keep living in your pathetic glory hunting world where Keegan is a useless manager (despite finishing 2nd twice). Oh Nicky Butt said it!..................oh then it must be true. He's played under both........................................he's much more qualified to talk about it than you Keegan`s own admittance of his tactical ineptitude was enough for me. A Nicky Butt lick-up doesn`t change the fact that he`s won fuck all. Why do you come on this board you plastic scouse cunt? I wouldn't mind if you were a scouser and from Liverpool but you can't even say that, what a fucking cock ring! To get a bite ?
  2. Couldn't you have thrown a brick at them ?
  3. One of my favourite films of all time.
  4. Jimbo

    Owen

    It's been my gut feeling all the long tbh.
  5. Jimbo

    Owen

    I think he'll be off.
  6. Jimbo

    The Wire

    I started watching series 1 last year after reading rave reviews, but I must admit it bored the tits off me. The Shield is far better in my opinion.
  7. Just got back from the Ipswich Vs Hull game, I saw Sir Bobby who looks surprisingly well, lots of Bobby Robson chants from the Town crowd, brilliant reception for the great man.
  8. BLESSED'S ALIVE! That post needed this pic tbh:
  9. Couldn't believe that when I saw the advert for it the other day. Get to the Toyota's! I thought Forbes was one of the best fighters I've seen on The Contender, you never know, he might get lucky against DLH, he's past it.
  10. Former Contender fighter, Steve Forbes takes on Oscar De La Hoya tonight, SKY Sports 1 2am.
  11. Jimbo

    Happy Birthday

    Happy Birthday Dude
  12. A Penguin being arse raped by a seal ?
  13. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7379554.stm 'Sex pest' seal attacks penguin The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known. The incident, which lasted for 45 minutes and was caught on camera, is reported in the Journal of Ethology. The bizarre event took place on a beach on Marion Island, a sub-Antarctic island that is home to both fur seals and king penguins. Why the seal attempted to have sex with the penguin is unclear. But the scientists who photographed the event speculate that it was the behaviour of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced young male seal. Equally, it might be been an aggressive, predatory act; or even a playful one that turned sexual. "At first glimpse, we thought the seal was killing the penguin," says Nico de Bruyn, of the Mammal Research Institute at the University of Pretoria, South Africa. Pinniped behaviour The brazenness of the seal's behaviour left those who saw it in no doubt as to what was happening. De Bruyn and a colleague were on Trypot beach at Marion Island to study elephant seals when they noticed a young, adult male Antarctic fur seal, in good condition, attempting to copulate with an adult king penguin of unknown sex. The 100kg seal first subdued the 15kg penguin by lying on it. The penguin flapped its flippers and attempted to stand and escape - but to no avail. The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully. After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report. Why a fur seal would indulge in such extreme sexual behaviour is unclear. Sexual coercion among animals is extremely common: males of many species often harass, coerce or force females of their own kind to mate, while animals are also known occasionally to harass sexually a member of a closely related species. Harassment is common among pinnipeds, the group of animals that includes seals, fur seals, and sea lions; and occasionally it happens between related species. Male grey seals have been known to harass and mate with female harbour seals, for example, producing hybrids. "Sexual harassment is often more commonplace in non-monogamous mating systems, and in species where males are physically much larger than the other sex and thus physically capable of coercion or harassment," says de Bruyn. But this is thought to be the first recorded example of a mammal trying to have sex with a member of another class of vertebrate, such as a bird, fish, reptile, or amphibian. 'Too young' Chinstrap penguins occasionally indulge in homosexual behaviour, and adelie penguins sometimes "prostitute" themselves to get stones for nest-building; while one in seven emperor penguins will change partners from one year to the next. But generally, king penguins lead straightforward sex lives: males and females pair up for years on end. Marion Island is the only place in the world where Antarctic fur seals are known to hunt king penguins on land, so the idea that the fur seal was trying to eat the object of its attention made sense. "But then we realised that the seal's intentions were rather more amorous." The researchers speculate that the male seal was too young to win access to female seals, and in a state of sexual excitement, looked elsewhere. But the mating season was nearly over when the incident took place, leading the scientists to also wonder whether the seal's natural predatory aggression toward the bird became redirected into sexual arousal. Equally, the incident may have arisen because the seal was "play-mating". "It was most certainly a once-off and has never previously or since been recorded anywhere in the world to our knowledge," says de Bruyn. The penguin did not appear to have been injured by the seal, the scientists report.
  14. Jimbo

    It's Friday

    I've done jack-shit at work all day, and I've now got 9 days off !
  15. Is that Charlotte Church? Jimbo will be working himself into a frenzy. That's one for the wank-bank.
  16. I'd like to see Leeds and Bates sink without trace.
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