Jimbo

There's absolutely no need to feel guilty about that young man. Except when it leads to start having a wank at work Oh David, You really must learn to take control of yourself! Is there not a female at work who can do it for you ?? You'd feel much less guilty if there was If there was she would be doing more than that tbh. Not necessarily. In my experience, you can badger a lass for quite a while to let you fuck her, but without success. However, said lass will usually give in to giving you a hand job as a means to get some peace for a while. Never met a lass yet that gave good 'hand'. Always ends with "Gerroff man, it's not a fucking football pump you know" Agreed: squid wank n. The kind of wank received from a lady inexperienced in the provision of wanks. Descriptive of the distinctive motion of the hand.

As in would give her one or just like her on the telly? Jamie Oliver As in give her one. She's not exactly my dream woman or owt but she'd get it.

Goal keeping coach at Gillingham: Porn Naret.

Reading between the lines of the BBC interview with Mort, it seems that the new regimen as a part of their review of the club will review what were Shepherd's plans for the club prior to the takeover, I got the feeling that if that didn't match their vision of the club then Shepherd might be off, but even so it sounds that Shepherd is still a very ill man.

Superb news.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/p...m=1&bbram=1

http://puretna.com/

It will be interesting to see where the money ends up.

Choons the lot of them !

Happy Birthday !

Cole was better than Bridge when he was at Arsenal.

Man Vs Wild: OMG !!

Velvet Revolver - Slither

Sheffield United's bid to regain their Premiership status appears to be over after their bid to see West Ham docked points was dismissed. An arbitration panel upheld the Premier League's decision not to dock the Hammers points over the signings of Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano. West Ham stayed up at the Blades' expense on the final day of the season, leading to Sheffield United's appeal. West Ham had earlier been fined £5.5m for their handling of the duo's deals. The Blades had wanted the panel to order a new disciplinary commission deal with West Ham. The club also lost another claim - made jointly with Fulham - that the Premier League should have forced West Ham to de-register Tevez. A statement from the arbitration panel read: "The tribunal have found in favour of the FA Premier League on both issues and dismissed the claims of Sheffield United FC and Fulham FC." More to follow.

Who needs press conferences or announcements on the stockexchange !

Sorry dude, I'm blaming my hangover....

TRANSFER RUMOURS Barcelona will make a £12m bid for England and Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard. (The Sun) Atletico Madrid striker Fernando Torres has cut short his holiday to clinch a move to Liverpool. (The Sun) Arsenal will raid Dinamo Zagreb again and make a bid for their £5m-rated midfielder Ognjen Vukojevic. (The Sun) Chelsea are set to offer £14m for Sevilla's Brazilian right-back Daniel Alves. (Various) Portsmouth boss Harry Redknapp is ready to swoop for Preston's David Nugent after the striker's move to Sunderland collapsed. (Various) Newcastle boss Sam Allardyce is keen to tempt Barcelona's former Chelsea striker Eidur Gudjohnsen back to England. (The Sun) Charlton will bid £2m for Southend striker Freddie Eastwood. (Various) Middlesbrough boss Gareth Southgate is watching AZ Alkmaar right-back Gretar Steinsson. (Various) Sunderland manager Roy Keane have agreed a £5m deal with West Brom for defenders Paul Robinson and Paul McShane. (Daily Mirror) West Ham are leading the chase for Fenerbahce £5m-rated midfielder Stephen Appiah. (Daily Mirror) Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger is eager to complete a £6m deal for Auxerre defender Bakari Sagna. (Various) Tottenham are interested in signing Dinamo Zagreb's 21-year-old right-back Vedran Corluka. (The Times) Portsmouth and Birmingham are in competition to sign Arsenal defender Johan Djourou on loan. (The Times) Everton will step up their interest in Wigan left-back Leighton Baines, despite the Latics insisting he is not for sale. (The Times) Arsenal still want to bring Bolton's Nicolas Anelka back to the club, but Valencia are also keen. (Various) Birmingham have held talks with Celta Vigo's Daniel De Ridder. (The Times) Everton manager David Moyes is considering launching a bid for Manchester United pair Alan Smith and Kieran Richardson. (Various) Liverpool are on the verge of signing Manchester United left-back Gabriel Heinze. (Various) Newcastle manager Sam Allardyce is closing in on Marseille's 28-year-old Senegal international defender Habib Beye. (Daily Mail) Everton boss David Moyes is ready to pay £4m for Sheffield United's Phil Jagielka and will also bid for West Brom's Jason Koumas. (Daily Mail) Wigan are also keen on signing Koumas and will offer £5m for him. (Various) Chelsea have made a £13m move for Lyon's France international winger Florent Malouda. (Daily Star) Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neill is set to spend £30m on Jermain Defoe, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Nigel Reo-Coker and Jussi Jaaskelainen. (Daily Star) Sunderland boss Roy Keane is interested in signing Italian keeper Morgan De Sanctis from Udinese. (Daily Star) OTHER GOSSIP Former England boss Sven-Goran Eriksson is in secret talks with Spanish club Recreativo Huelva in case the deal to become manager of Manchester City collapses at the last minute. (Daily Mirror)

Get a room !

I'm not worth it .................. Take it as a complement.

Channel 906

Cracking book

hallelujah Lets make Rocky 7, ok perhaps not.

Sky One? Aye. Tommy Morrison's a real boxer and he's no worse in it than Stallone Thats a matter of debate Debating varying degrees of shiteness like. The ending to that film. Hayzuus Christos! That film should never have been made, Rocky Balboa on the other hand.