Jimbo

phwoar, a nice length of Shimano 1/2". Slim actually, for a 9 speed 3/32" width x 1/2" pitch, very nice. She'll be running like a dream in no time. Might go out with SMO see if we can see owt Treat yourself to a can of GT85 chain spray.

phwoar, a nice length of Shimano 1/2". Slim actually, for a 9 speed 3/32" width x 1/2" pitch, very nice.

just negotiating their minimum release clauses.

phwoar, a nice length of Shimano 1/2".

Moschops ! now that was a class show !

agreed, he's an instantly irritating cockend.

Man Vs Wild with Bear Grylls, superb show. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_vs._Wild

Good, lets all laugh at Spuds wasting their money !

A manager who isn't being dictated to by his inept chairman tbh

Its only when you have a kid and attempted changing a nappy and use regular toilet roll to wipe its arse, before you realise how inefficient lav paper is, which probably explains the usual condition of my pants.

Blue star finally goes west : £4M - that's a canny round Newcastle have confirmed that they were ending their association with Scottish Courage aka Newcastle Breweries, after Molson Coors outbid them for counter rights at SJP. The Canadian-based parent company have signed a four-year deal with the club under their market-leading brand name of Carling. This will see Carling and other products such as Worthington Bitter, Grolsch & Coors Light sold from outlets round the stadium, in Shearers Bar and the club's various hospitality facilities. However the deal is purely off-field and won't result in the Carling or any other products in the Molson Coors portfolio appearing on shirts. No announcement has been made as yet to whether there will be a re-branding of the Gallowgate End of the ground, which has been known officially as the Newcastle Brown Ale South Stand in recent seasons.

Mexicans, Brazilians, Peruvians or Argentinians ?

Par for the course isn't it ? didn't they sack Del Bosque after winning the Champions League ? Aye. He went on to star in Boro Pat iirc. Aye, looks more like Del Bosque than Magnum !

What makes you think he'll stay then? Pillow talk.

Par for the course isn't it ? didn't they sack Del Bosque after winning the Champions League ?

I was struggling to think of something that tastes worse than Carling until now. I hope you are refering to the beer rather than confessing to a homo-erotic episode with one of our young posters.

We should have Skol on the shirt.

Coleman has been touted for the Sociedad job, perhaps we'll see a sudden exodus of shit English managers to Spain? and Welsh ones...

By who exactly? Presumably the same people who voted Carling as Britain's favourite lager.

Just imagine the kind of player he could become under Wenger.

That's more your point..... trying to avoid a Hamman situation again? Did you buy a Hamman jersey Jimbo???? Some wankers never learn! Yes, I did, the week before the cup final (his fiinal match for the club)

That's more your point..... trying to avoid a Hamman situation again?

TRANSFER RUMOURS Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger will make a £13m bid for Newcastle striker Obefemi Martins. (Various) Chelsea have had a £12m bid for Lyon midfielder Florent Malouda rejected. (Various) Sven-Goran Eriksson will make Middlesbrough striker Yakubu his first signing. (Daily Mirror) Barcelona are ready to make a £15m bid for Chelsea and England midfielder Frank Lampard. (The Times) Sunderland boss Roy Keane wants Kieran Richardson from Manchester United. (Daily Mirror) Liverpool midfielder Javier Mascherano has pleaded with Argentine international team-mate Carlos Tevez to join him at Anfield. (Daily Star) Rangers target Julien Faubert has gone on strike at Bordeaux after the French club refused to sell him. (Daily Record) West Ham are willing to pay Carlos Tevez £115,000 a week to keep him at the club for another year. (Daily Mail) Martin O'Neill is to launch a fresh £8m bid for West Ham's Nigel Reo-Coker. (Various) O'Neill may have to fight off an attempted hijack of the move by prospective Man City boss Sven-Goran Eriksson. (The Times) West Ham boss Alan Curbishley is looking at Bolton's Kevin Nolan as a possible replacement for Nigel Reo-Coker. (The Sun) Shaun Wright-Phillips will reject a move to Man City if Sven-Goran Eriksson takes over. (Daily Mail) Andy van der Meyde is likely to be kicked out of Everton after reportedly criticising coach David Moyes on Dutch TV. (Daily Mirror) Sunderland have had a £3m bid for Wigan defender Leighton Baines rejected. (Daily Mail) Arsenal and Tottenham are battling to sign Lyn Oslo's Norwegian striker Chinedu Ogbuke. (Daily Mirror) Spurs are close to securing a deal to sell Reto Ziegler to Sampdoria for £1.4m. (The Times) Celtic plan to make a £2m swoop for Watford defender Dan Shittu. (Daily Mirror) Reading's Nicky Shorey will snub Newcastle and West Ham by signing a new contract at the Royals. (Daily Mail) Portsmouth boss Harry Redknapp is interested in signing West Ham's £3m-rated striker Marlon Harewood. (Various) Bristol City will confirm the signing of Hibernian's Northern Ireland winger Ivan Sproule on Thursday. (Daily Mirror) Lee McCulloch is tipped to complete a move from Wigan to Rangers for £2.5m. (The Times) Nigerian international midfielder Oneykachi Okonkwo is being watched by Premier League new boys Birmingham and Derby. (The Sun) League One Nottingham Forest have slapped a £1.5m price tag on wing wizard Kris Commons. (Daily Star) Former Brentford striker Lloyd Owusu is keen on a move to Yeovil. (Various) OTHER GOSSIP Real Madrid coach will sack coach Fabio Capello on Thursday because club chiefs blame him for David Beckham's exit. (Daily Mirror) Prospective Man City owner Thaksin Shinawatra has taken his holding in the club to 65% (The Sun) Barcelona financial director Ferran Soriano claims Thierry Henry first contacted the club over a move back in May after David Dein left the Emirates Stadium. (The Sun) Back to top AND FINALLY David Beckham and Kate Moss are going to be godparents to the newborn son of ex-Hollyoaks lovely Davinia Taylor. (Various) Supporters of Atletico Madrid have staged a demonstration in the streets of the Spanish capital to protest about the possible sale of striker Fernando Torres to Liverpool. (Various) Back to top

I think Martins was a huge success last season, and the prospect of him receiving proper coaching this season can only serve to improve him still further. Besides, I bought a new Toon shirt with the twats name on the back.