Jimbo

thats shocking, prison should be about playing ping-pong and watching SKY tv.

Should have used a better font tbh.

Nude for Satan Couldn't sleep lastnight (even the presleep tug failed) flicked through the free movie channels on sky and the name of this one caught my eye. Only watched out of curiosity you understand....

Mulletastic !!!

EPMD - Strictly Business

Feeder - Just the way I'm feeling.

Smashing Pumpkins - Today

I thought it was tbh.

The Atari's - Boys of summer

Just been reading your sig, can you add the line: "and fuck all else" underneath. plus I like the way you've miss spelled Wednesday for comedy value, it was for comedy value wasn't it ?????

Perhaps it tickled your prostate on the way out, you'll be wanting bum sex next.

The best concert I've ever been to was U2 at Wembley in 92, The Zoo TV tour, fantastic performance, brilliant show, and best of all was really near the front. Other than that the rest of the concerts I've been to were firmly in the Cock-Rock genre and I wont disgrace myself by mentioning any names.

Women: you can't live with them, and you can't live with them.

'Very good progress' for Hammond Top Gear presenter Richard Hammond is making "very good progress" as he recovers from a crash in a jet-powered car on an airfield near York. A spokesman said if Mr Hammond continued to do well he would eventually be transferred to a hospital closer to his home outside Cheltenham. He has also received "hundreds" of cards and flowers, which have been placed in a separate room. Donations to the air ambulance which flew him to hospital stand at £188,000. The appeal to raise funds for Yorkshire Air Ambulance, which was initially called for by Mr Hammond's family, has even seen £50,000 made by a single donor. A group of motoring enthusiasts has set up a web page for contributions on behalf of Mr Hammond, whose nickname is "Hamster". Mr Hammond, 36, is receiving treatment for a brain injury on a general ward at Leeds General Infirmary following his crash during filming for the BBC show. Among those who have donated is comedian Freddie Starr, whose agent said he gave an undisclosed sum to the Yorkshire Air Ambulance "for his own personal reasons". The 62-year-old told the Sun newspaper: "I have a helicopter's pilot licence so it is something I feel very strongly about. "These guys and girls do an amazing job and it costs a lot of money. Hopefully, my donation can help people in real danger like Richard." All the money raised so far has "brought forward" plans to buy a new, second helicopter, Yorkshire Air Ambulance charity chief executive Martin Eede said. "In over 25 years in the voluntary sector I have never known anything like this - we are completely overwhelmed, grateful, thankful," he told BBC News. The BBC has said it has started an investigation into the accident, which happened at Elvington airfield while Mr Hammond was driving at speeds of up to 300mph. It also confirmed the final part of the Best of Top Gear had been postponed indefinitely and the new series, due to begin on 8 October, would be delayed. Mrs Hammond said the family had been overwhelmed by the flowers and messages of support received from well-wishers. But she added: "However, Richard is now beginning to worry that [co-presenters] Jeremy [Clarkson] and James [May] will start taking the Mickey, so it would be great if - instead of flowers - people could make a donation to the Yorkshire Air Ambulance. "The service is entirely funded by charitable donations and there is little doubt in my mind that without it, Richard would not be making the excellent progress he is." Mr Hammond had been driving a jet-powered dragster similar to the Vampire used by Colin Fallows to set the British land speed record of 300.3 mph. Mr Hammond, from Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, had to be cut free after the car "veered off to the right" and its parachutes opened during the drive. Primetime Land Speed Engineering, which supplied the car and a support team for the event, said the vehicle "had been prepared and was being operated to the highest of standards".

Amen to that, brother. SLP for Arch-Bishop !

SLP for PM !!!

I agree with your top 3. 4. Zero tolerance on drink driving, any alcohol detected, lose licence for life. 5. Abolish road tax and increase petrol prices instead, the more you drive the more you pay.

Glenn Maderos - Nothings gonna change my love for you.

Which angels would they be ? Gabriel ? or the angel of death ? or Robbie Williams ?

I have an extensive collection of her work.....

oh yes !

Quoted for truth, she's the just about the hottest around imo.

I like the clash, but you are easily fucking pleased.

3 legends with Super Mac slagging off Scott Parker Fucking loon.

Yes I saw that too, its on the video link on that bbc news page. Its been raining like stair rods for the best part of 24 hours, some of the town is under a couple of feet of water, Yarmouth seems to have had it worse, its a shame, I'm sure its very upsetting for the Albainians.