Jimbo

I have no fear of death, its just that last little bit of life before death that gives me the most concern.

Congratulations to you both !!!! Now get planning the stag doo !

Tantric Masturbation is to be avoided.

Too far fetched, no fucker would ever buy that story !

Reporter harassed football boss A woman who bombarded the chairman of Crystal Palace football club with lewd text messages and phones calls has been found guilty of harassment. Tara Stout, of Clapham, south London, sent Simon Jordan underwear and love letters after they met in March 2005. The TV sports reporter would call and text him up to 200 times a day, City of Westminster Magistrates' Court heard. The judge said Stout, 35, who denied harassment, was "clearly guilty" and adjourned the case. A restraining order drafted by the prosecution was granted, banning Stout from contacting Mr Jordan or his family directly or indirectly for an indefinite period 'Offensive' District Judge Quinton Purdy said the complaints concerned an "avalanche" of voicemails and text messages. He added the correspondence was clearly offensive, some rambling and some plainly inane. He said Stout felt justified in challenging Mr Jordan "bluntly and repeatedly" for what she perceived to be an apparent hypocrisy. Earlier Mr Jordan told the court how she would ring up and read a book down the phone to fill his voicemail box. When asked why he did not just change his mobile number, he answered that he had had it for 15 years and ran his business predominantly from his phone. The millionaire businessman also said she once left him a message threatening to "gut my mother and slice my nieces". Giving her defence on Thursday, Stout admitted sending threatening message but said she did not mean them. She added from the beginning of their short relationship she and Mr Jordan had exchanged very explicit text messages and admitted she loved him. After the guilty verdict, Stout, who had represented herself told the court: "I am not stupid." The former sports reporter said next time she had a grievance against someone she would follow a more "logical process and walk away". She added: "It is all a bit pathetic."

Rampant Rabbit more like

Happy 19th Dude !!!

I use VSO ConvertXtoDVD, better than DVD Santa in my opinion, but I can only fit 4 or 5 episodes per disc.

Best of luck dude, stay out of trouble.

Erm yes, actually. Is this your attitude to all things you are shit at? Like, do you think football is unskilled because you're shit at that too? Is adding numbers on a calculator the only skillful activity? It was a computer game, played in the main by under 10s, you nonce! "What have I told you?! Stop playing on those silly games and get your homework done!" "ACTUALLY mother, that "silly game" involves a hell of a lot of skill, it's not just bashing buttons you know, and *SLAP!!!*...what was THAT for ....sorry mam. I'll do my homework now." Played by the under 10s? Was it fuck! So you're one of these people who reckon video games are solely for kids, righto. Edit: Btw, I was 18 when it first came out! Wow, you really feel strongly about this. It seems to me that it's hurting you to have somebody point out that the one thing in your life you've ever been any good at is a child's computer game. Ok, it was played by the under 10s, AND people who were 18 who had no friends. Street fighter is a social game, numb nuts! Howay, is anyone else going to put Gemmill straight on this? I know plenty of the board like the odd video game, and they're not under 10 or social outcasts (well, in the main ). A social game. Do you play if before or after Dungeons and Dragons? :gay: !!! I was always Ryu, I even used to wrap a tie around me head when I played the game. I was about...5 when I played the thing. so the tie something round your head thing carried on into puberty I see Pfffft. It's a headband. No, its gay.

Check out the "Wigger"

Now downloading Lost, loved the last series, I thought the ending was superb. Prison Break series 2 is a disapointment, the first series was far suprior in my opinion. Been watching Heroes, Six Degrees and Jericho, enjoying all of those but too early to say if they are great or not.

55%, You personally got 11 of the 20 people correct and were better at recognizing guys than girls.

....Show us your skills http://www.okcupid.com/gaydar

You are a Social Moderate (43% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (33% permissive) You are best described as a: Centrist You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness.

Must be fiction, i thought we formed in 1992? Maybe the title might explain that......

agreed. Songs such as Mr Tambourine Man and All Along The Watchtower.....classics by other artists to name 2 but terrible by Dylan. I do like Knocking ON Heavens Door and Lay Lady Lay though, and thats about it Disagreed. With Rob because the people who booed him loved his acoustic stuff but just couldn't get past the fact he was constantly growing and trying new things. With LM because to say Dylan's Mr Tambourine Man and All Along The Watchtower were terrible is a joke. The weakness of that wind up doesn't really warrant a response. On the whole, I can understand peoples distain for Dylan's vocals, he is unconventional. Whether an artist's vocals appeal to you or not is down to taste, but the best performers imbue their songs with a feeling that touches you rather than with technical precision, and Dylan does hit the notes. Woody Guthrie, Leadbelly, Robert Johnson, Johnny Rotten, Joey Ramone, Johnny Cash, Ian Curtis, Shane MacGowan, Lou Reed and loads of others are in the same vein. I'd rather listen to any of those than a soulless lounge act like Mariah Carey, Cliff Richards or Elton John who sound pleasant and might have one hell of a range but would have me clawing at my ears to try and mute their uninspiring shiny shit. I agree with your argument, but for my money, I'd rather stick knitting needles in my ears than listen to Dylan or Cash, as it seems fashionable to claim to like those two at the moment.

Please don't tell me he wear's the gold-bikini........

I'll bear that in mind, if things get really bad, i'll take a trip there to cheer myself up... No problem, anytime you need a litter-infested, rainy shit hole full of Albainian asylum seekers, you'll know where to come.

Best of luck dude, just take comfort in the fact where ever you are it will never be a bigger shit hole than Lowestoft !!!

.....what day would you go back to and why ?

Just miffed that someone has stolen your "Quote from the Beeb" thunder tbh.

Marks out of ten? Thats quite a range.......

I'm FREE !!!!!

I think Michael Moore has proved that documentary makers can also be cash-hungry fame-whores. Yeah he's been on tv non stop since Fahrenheit 911, and dresses like P Diddy doesn't he.