Jimbo

I remember a terrible story a few years back when a bloke was put on a conveyor belt to mend an industrial oven or something at a bakery. Trouble was they hadn't realised it took 24 hours to cool down and he was burnt to a crisp. Nothing anyone could do once he was in except listen to his screams and anticipate what would be left of him when he came out the other side. Yep, I heard that one too, I think you'll find he wasn't alone, I think a pair of them were inside. I once worked with an old boy who only had fingers on one hand, he had them sliced off by a carrot slicing machine, the fluorescent lights made it look as if the blades were stationary, when he stuck his hand in and took his fingers clean off at the knuckle.

My current job is the only one I've ever had ! Although I've had some shit work to do during that time: Repairing a submersible pump in the efluent plant. Running in cables under an office block in a duct area about 18" high. Repairing a steam pipe in a roof space above an industrial fryer operating at 200c. Repairing potato slurry pumps. Replacing industrial light bulbs in a coldstore at -40c.

Do you specialise in freezers? Industrial freezers, worked inside one today, minus 35c, brrrrrrr.

I'm an electrical engineer working for Birds Eye.

Nothing compared to this tbh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N44vdCqI7LI

'Baby Used As A Weapon' Updated: 17:56, Tuesday October 10, 2006 An American woman has been accused of using her baby to hit her boyfriend. Chyrotia Graham told police she had been drinking when an argument with the child's father turned violent. The 27-year-old from Erie, Pennsylvania said she "snapped" during the row and began throwing things at Deangelo Troop, 20. She said she did not notice picking up her four-week-old son, Jarron Troop, until it was too late. Police claimed she held the baby by the legs and swung him at his father. Jarron, who was born on September 11, suffered a fractured skull and bleeding in the brain. The infant's head reportedly hit Deangelo, who had also fathered one of Graham's other four children. The baby was flown to a Pittsburgh hospital by helicopter after the incident. Authorities removed Graham's other children from the home and granted temporary custody to their maternal grandparents. Graham has been detained and is accused of aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and simple assault.

"working" ??

at what ? The gallic shrug. agreed

at what ?

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID...&nsfwfs=yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBdE_QqbyKI

A pile of jelly left by a road in Germany caused a major security alert after it was mistaken for toxic waste. A large area near the town of Halle was cordoned off after a "flabby red, orange and green substance" was found by the road, Reuters reported. Fire officers in protective suits spent two hours inspecting the substance before concluding it was jelly. "The fire brigade always has to assume a worst-case scenario," a fire brigade spokesman told the news agency. "We conducted a variety of tests and figured out it was jelly." The spillage was traced to a wedding party. The newly-wed groom, who was woken up and informed of the alert, promised to clean up the mess.

Think you're with the wrong woman then. Nah, I just think you're not wanking properly.

Editions On February 26, 2006, Microsoft announced that Windows Vista will ship in six editions.[45] All versions will be available in both 32-bit (x86) and 64-bit (x86-64) architectures, except Windows Vista Starter which will only be available for 32-bit architectures. A partial table of the features planned for each edition is also available at Paul Thurrott's SuperSite for Windows[46]. Digi Times has also reported that buyers of Windows XP Media Center Edition during the last quarter of 2006 will have a free upgrade to Windows Vista.[47] Windows Vista Starter Much like the Windows XP Starter Edition, this edition will be limited to emerging markets such as India, China, Russia, Mexico, Brazil, Thailand, and Indonesia, mainly to offer a legal alternative to using unauthorized copies. It will not be available in the United States or Europe.[48] It will have many significant limitations, such as only allowing a user to launch three applications with a user interface at once, not accepting incoming network connections, a physical memory limit of 256 MB, and will run only in 32-bit mode.[49] Additionally, only Celeron and Pentium III processors from Intel, and AMD's Duron, Sempron and Geode processors are supported. Windows Vista Home Basic Similar to Windows XP Home Edition, Home Basic is intended for budget users not requiring advanced media support for home use. The Windows Aero theme with translucent effects will not be included with this edition. Home Basic will support up to 8 GB of physical memory. Windows Vista Home Premium Containing all features from Home Basic, this edition will additionally support more advanced features aimed for the home market segment, such as HDTV support and DVD authoring. Extra games, mobile and tablet computer support, file system encryption, and a photo management application are also included. This edition is comparable to Windows XP Media Center Edition and Tablet PC Edition. Home Premium will support up to 16 GB of physical memory. Windows Vista Business Comparable to Windows XP Professional, and aimed at the business market. Does not include the Media Center features of Home Premium, but does include the IIS web server, fax support, offline files, dual physical processor support, Remote Desktop, ad-hoc P2P collaboration capabilities, Previous Versions, and support for 128 GB of memory. Product activation is not present in this edition.[citation needed] Windows Vista Enterprise This edition is aimed at the enterprise segment of the market, and is a superset of the Business edition. Additional features include a single-session version of Virtual PC, multilingual user interface support, BitLocker Drive Encryption, and UNIX application support. This edition will not be available through retail or OEM channels, but through Microsoft Software Assurance.[50] Windows Vista Ultimate This edition combines all the features of the Home Premium and Enterprise editions, and additionally comes with podcast creation support, a game performance tweaker (WinSAT), DVD ripping capabilities, and special online services for downloadable media, as well as additional customer service options. The Ultimate edition is aimed to be the most impressive edition of Vista, aimed at high-end PC users, gamers, multimedia professionals, and PC enthusiasts. "Home Basic N" and "Business N" editions of Windows Vista will additionally be available in the European Union. These editions will ship without Windows Media Player, as required by EU sanctions brought against Microsoft for violating anti-trust laws.[51] The three retail editions (Home Basic, Home Premium, and Ultimate) of Windows Vista will ship on the same DVD. It is the license key purchased that determines which version will be installed. The features of the Home Premium and Ultimate editions may be "unlocked" at any time by purchasing a one-time upgrade license through a Control Panel tool called Windows Anytime Upgrade. The Business edition will also be upgradable to Ultimate. Such licenses will be sold by Microsoft's partners and OEMs, but not directly by Microsoft. On August 28, 2006, Amazon.com started taking pre-orders for retail editions of Windows Vista, with a projected release date of January 30, 2007. On September 5, 2006, Microsoft confirmed the pricing as follows (in US$).[52]

Agreed http://www.amazon.com/Microsoft-Windows-Vi...&s=software But that's the ultimate version, try... http://www.amazon.com/Microsoft-Windows-Vi...&s=software Still too much for a basic version in my opinion.

Agreed http://www.amazon.com/Microsoft-Windows-Vi...&s=software

They are all fine, but nothing, I mean nothing, beats a good wank.

Never seen the pair of you in the same room at the same time !

Rob is tbh

Guns N' Roses - Mr Brownstone Loud !!