Jimbo

A scene from Jurrasic Pork ?

Its amazing the results of writing a mobile number on the wall in the Gents in a pub, a "Friend" wrote mine on a Gents shit-house wall once, and I had no end of "punters" ring my phone morning noon and night.

http://www.revengeguy.com/archive/index.htm http://www.thepayback.com/revengestories.html

Sounds like a Star Wars planet. His wife tbh.

Cocksucker has a certain resonance to it.

Moss-hogget

FFS

Stone Temple Pilots - Interstate Love song.

Goo Goo Dolls - Name

End of thread tbh

Yes, certainly it seems that western culture isn't so bad when you've got the death sentance hanging over you.

You said it chewie.

She seems to have a problem keeping her draws on, this is about the third time she's been pap'ed with her kebab showing. ....so I'm lead to believe....

Nah, I think Rob is really Mr Benn, he pretends to be a different person everyday.

Jedi rocktastic

I'll have a number 7

a "friend" of mine used to drive around town in his car wanking. would often get funny looks from truck drivers at the traffic lights.

I take it my guilt in matters such has this has already been assumed ??

RIO DE JANEIRO, Sept 12 (Reuters) - A Brazilian referee faced suspension on Tuesday after she awarded a goal that television pictures showed was scored by a ball boy. The 89th minute goal allowed Santacruzense to snatch a 1-1 draw at home to Atletico Sorocaba in the Paulista Football Federation (FPF) Cup on Sunday, a regional tournament played in the state of Sao Paulo. Pictures showed that after a Santacruzense player shot narrowly wide, the boy collected the ball with his feet and took it back on to the pitch. However, instead of returning it to the goalkeeper, he subtly tapped it across the line into the net. Although there was nearly 10 seconds between the shot going out and the boy placing the ball over the line, referee Silvia Regina de Oliveira awarded a goal amid furious Sorocaba protests. Oliveira, who has refereed in the Brazilian first division and the Copa Sudamericana, said she based her decision on the linesman. "I should have trusted my own vision," Oliveira said in a radio interview. Marcos Marinho, head of the FPF's refereeing commission, said the goal would stand and the referee would face suspension. "It was a very serious mistake and, unfortunately, the punishments will have to be applied for the referee and linesman," he said. "There was a lapse of concentration and that can't happen in football

Got the munchies, had a sneaky packet of salt and vinegar Hula hoops out of the kids packed lunch stash.

Dressed as Father Christmas if i recall correctly.

Is that Phill Mitchell? Nah, Jimmy Sommerville apparently.

The beach is probably the best thing about where I live, also the broads are quite nice if you like that kind of thing.

Bloody load of rubbish !!!! But then again, I'm a Leo and we are often sceptical of things like this.

Happy birthday !!