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Sorry man, that sounds rough. Some right unsympathetic cunts out there. As someone who's dealt with a bit of mental illness, we can get to places where we see things through an extreme prism too and slights are magnified a hundredfold. There'll always be cuntish behaviour but people are mostly wrapped up in their own problems rather than malicious and the real cunts are probably dealing with serious anger issues themselves. I hope you get the help you need and it gets better for you again.

Would Sir like some famine on his potatoes?

Sorry but I have to at how unbelievably insensitive that is.

@TheGingerQuiff regularly gets beaten up by girls so you'll want to look elsewhere for that service.

If I hear one more word about how fucking great Tyrone is I'm going to start bombing the place.

Reported.

Are you banging her or is she your sister?

I'm sure you have a point but I'm not seeing it.

I don't understand but I'm thrilled.

Rude.

I really hope you're joking that mentally ill people should be afforded the same protections as people who have to genuinely fear for their lives because of their race/religion/sexuality. Sorry it sounds like you're having a bad time of it at the moment, though.

Should win the league then.

"Act your age" also not a line I read online outside of the school holidays strangely enough.

Picking on James Corden now.

Raining that amount of money into the crowd is a health hazard tbh.

That's a shame. Android had cut off the end of the headline on my notifications so I was saving it for later hoping he'd at least broken something.

Bring us down to more like £1.6m a season?

I just got whiplash from that comeback tbf.

Extras was parody fwiw.

Glances hopefully at HMHM's badge for a Moderator badge. Is disappoint.

And the rest of us all in some objective brain-utopia. It's non-binary.

You won't be saying that when you're MURDERED IN A HOLE.

I think the sooner we realise we're all idiots the better we'll be for it. There isn't some magical divide between "idiot" and "not idiot" (at least until Trump/Brexit happened ).

Bloody South Africans!