bobbyshinton

You going to Newcastle College? You can tell what course they are doing Brickies / construction. Old holy jumper, rigger boots, jeans tucked in. Walking like they have swollen bollox. Hairdressers (lasses) trackie bottoms, fringe as long as my cock. Earings for parrots to swing on and a bit chewa. Music Guitar strapped to back, torn jeans, baseball boots, che T shirt, rolly tab, Ipod. Sport, shorts any weather, nee socks, just do it T shirt. Sweat band, geet fuck off back pack. Beauty look well worth a go from 20 yards, get nearer, orange face covering pock marks. Belly hanging out from too small top.

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic. "Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me." She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge. "Yeah." I said."Just so long as you do n't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches Wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover . Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So I told her to "Fuck Off".

Sorry to shit in your dinner Bob, but that needs a NSFW warning that man! sorry

http://www.geomobiles.net/en/index.html we have introduced this system at work to see where our sales people are, ie where they should be. might be good if you lose your mobile. if you have registered your number before loss.

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war in Iraq. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. 'Billy.' 'And what is your question, Billy? 'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?' Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is. 'Steve' 'And what is your question, Steve?' 'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? . . . . . . . . . . . And fifth, what the fuck happened to Billy?'

I think I could put up with the abuse for 50 grand a week mind. Better biting your lip than biting the hand that feeds you. spot on

AVG I have downloaded this week. We have Mcafee. The best I have found this week (I have had a load of bother thats why I have not been on here) is SOPHOS. This comes highly recomended by one of our clients. It has done the job for us. We had Stration last friday infected most of our pc's, this got rid. By the way I know my onions ps G you're the man

Sorry have not been on much since Friday Been to Planky Mill at the weekend camping, me woor lass and woor youngen. In the next field woor youngen sees a horse with a huge erection and says to woor lass. " Mam what is that hanging from the horse". Woor lass gets all embarrassed and says "Errr it's.... ummmm.... it's nothing son.....ummm .....errr just go and ask your dad". So woor youngen comes to me and asks me the same question. I un ashamedly says " Well son, that is the horse's penis and he is excited so he has an erection". Woor youngen looks puzzled and says "Well how come when I asked Mam, she said it was nothing" I say proudly . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . " Well, you see son, over the years your Mam has just been fucking spoilt". you wish

Thought it was the Allies who carried pineapples and the Nazis used sticks? Chinese use sticks

how many times do YOU get a mention. Only once for me, thought it would be more

to finish his sentence in Uk.

Fuck Off I never copy You just waltz in over here from N-O and think you can take over with your shit jokes and pinched emoticons?

and I was not even there, never mind wearing a hat

Fuck Off I never copy

eh? is it

what warrants this

bell heed

When you see the ones from the Somme it beggars belief, very moving

I agree but mine reflects NUFC

My smiley footballl team. Two embarrased full backs. Two wooshed c/b's. A young winger. Two fueding centre mids. Scouse left wing. No idea forward and a johnny foreigner

you can't pick your own image

was it like err a graveyard

If I was a rock star my stage gear would be combat pants, flip flops and a vest. Radge rock eh what would you wear or do you fell others would wear? The G man all black ie Johny Cash with mirror shades Renton silk suit ala miami vice (original) Alex like someone out of the clash (joe strummer?) Cat, top lass n snoops like Bananarama

When I was a youngen I used to force myself to take a short cut through the local graveyard Used to scare mesell shitless at times. Also had mates whos bedrooms backed onto the graveyard, no way would I have wanted that. I know it is illogical but even today I feel the same I must point out I mean in the dark at night

It's been Simon and half uncle