bobbyshinton

I agree it just not worth it, You lose out on thousands as soon as you take the bastard thing out of the showroom...best to wait for depreciation I always do, never bought a new car like... Joy-rides and hub-cap removal, on the other hand... ha ha how did you guess? BTW Im not one of those scallies I know. Scallies, Andy McNab

I havn't, whats it like.

That's Gemmill in about 30 years time! 5

already had a few, waiting for woor lass ganin to have a few more

Two old age pensioners are having a 69. After 5 minutes he says "Sorry luv the smell's too bad down there - I can't carry on." "That'll be my athritis" she says. "What? I never heard of anyone having arthritis in thier fanny before." No she says . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "It's in my arms and hands... and I can't wipe me arse."

Shut it Augustus Gloop! Christ, 3 unprovoked insults from Alex alone today and it's not 10 o'clock yet! Rento me man, say mmmmmmmmmmmmm Betty I think I found a new spot for you

Friday 13th

Would I have to do that with my jokes? I could imagine very loud bouts of laughter could get you sacked along with fuck me thats brill, well done Bobby at the top of your voice. Think before you post G man

As you know I'm a comic genius, vast ammounts of material. So I have decided to do a sit com, using what I know of people on here I have provisionally casted a few for roles. Here goes Jim Royle type character .... Rob W Arkwright, tight with money, grumpy always trying to get into the nurses kit. .......... The G man Nurse Emanuel ......... Sorry Cat Joey Boswell type, stylish always got money on the hip .........Chez Granville, plagued and abused by Arkwright................Renton Nigel Planer type charachter in the young ones................Tkeith I need some more any suggestions? Later I will be casting for a soap opera

is that in North East? We might work with you

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Lets go. Coach leaves at 10.00 should get there by 10.0000000000001

Drop your abucus?

You can never spend too much time around school yards

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming" He followed her into her apartment. She closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature"? Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears" Astounded and a little hurt she asked "My ears? Look at these breasts, they are full and 100% natural, I work out every day, my butt is firm and solid, look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he stammered "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . That was me..." ..........

Somebody find out mine please I'm busy

Bet you do on the sly go on you know you want to

I never gave that a thought.....till now!!! and now i want to know who mine are Yours are Elric & Andy. Anyone who just needs to know this, go to Members and search at the bottom, sorted by Join Date and 50 results per page. Then get your member number, divide by 50, round down and add one, that's the page you'll be on, the people either side of your name are your neighbours. I think... WTF

Fuck me you did not gan to school in waaaaaaaalsend. PE not drama man Nah Whitley. Born in Waaalsend like. Willington quay maternity hosp. where in Willington was that?

Whats it all about. If you are or when you were young how did you feel at christmas, like a bastard on fathers day I would guess. Are blood transfusions taboo as well? Religion is a twat

Fuck me you did not gan to school in waaaaaaaalsend. PE not drama man

I'm 1123. Who's 1122 and 1124?