bobbyshinton

So what have you got to be so cheerful about? Spurs reserves and a spitter

what do you call a sleeping bull? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . bulldozer.

enjoy

anyone got any good ones. I have the normal local hero, home newcastle and shearer shearer.

A Major was doing a inspection of his troops in Iraq, in the medical tent he asked the first soldier "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Good man!" says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic piles, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?" "To get back to the front lines, Sir!" "Good man!" says the Major. He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic gum disease, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!" "What's your ambition?" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "To get to the front of the line and get the wire brush before the other two - Sir!"

I'm back

3rd time this year. anyway bye

When I'm back I will be the big 50 Tunisia for a week My thoughts (of an old man) Best player Beardsley (NUFC) Ever George Best Best Goal Shearer V everton (the volley) Best pass Hibbitt to super Mac 74 semi F Biggest disapointment 74 cup final Proudest moment celebrating Robbie Lee's goal at Wembely with son. Best Strip the brown ale granda collar First record ever got Best of Tamla Motown first record bought My sweet lord George Harrison Best ever record, dark side of M, sabbath 4, zep 4, hotel california, Slade Alive Best car Cortina Mk2 Best fashion Skinheads Favourite bar Bee Hive Favourite night club Dolcis or Stage door Favourite away ground Roker Park for the fun or Coventry City's old one Team I hate Boro Trade mechanical engineer well thats all folks thanks for the company bye

Mind, even she might have bothered to reformat the thing first. You're looking for it

I am passing this on to you because it definitely > >> worked for me and we all could use more calm in our > >> lives. > >> > >> > >> > >> By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical > >> TV show, I have finally found inner peace. > >> > >> > >> > >> A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace > >> is to finish all the things you have started. > >> > >> > >> > >> So I looked around my house to see things I'd > >> started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the > >> house this morning, I finished off a bottle of > >> Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, > >> a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha > >> mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res > >> of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. > >> > >> > >> > >> Yu haf no idr who fkin good I fel. Peas sen dis orn > >> to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pece > >> > >>

...and am still banned, 13 months of forum incarceration. did you try you know what?

Catmags boyfriend a mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Berb Shinton , about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Shints had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Shints," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. "I have to show you something you won't believe," he said to Catmag, opening his briefcase. "My God!" Catmag exclaimed, . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . "Berb is dead?!?!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger said, "I do, Why?" The cowboy said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was about to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and said, "I want you to run around Silver flapping a blanket and see if you can create enough of a breeze to help cool him down." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and begins running circles around Silver. Unable to do anything except wait, the Lone Ranger returns to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse out side?" The Lone Ranger stands and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?" The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Nothing, but you left your Injun running."

I get sick of this Gazza was the greatest. What did he do for NUFC? Not fit (in terms of being hero worshipped) to tie the laces of Terry Hibbit and Pedro.

It happens.

From Curries. 50" Plasma TV, normally retails @ £799.00 Now on special offer £50 (1 per customer) Slightly faulty, Volume control in - operative. contact your nearest store . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. You cannot turn an offer like that down

Those southampton players were put on you tube

A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?" The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. . . . . . .. . . .. . .. . . . . . . . I'm a stranger here myself."

Smack the cunt Bobby exhibits yet another talent...porn director.

Smack the cunt

have a good one youngen

the electrician has been sacked from H.M prison for refusing to fix the electric chair, he said, in his professional opinion, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . its a fucking death trap!!

I heard they had went bust