bobbyshinton

you get up in the midle of the night, have a slash. Family fast asleep do you flush?

Get a grip man, bet the rim of your coffee table is a bit fishy!! I don't have a coffee table, you geet radgie! lost it somewhere

Three whores decide to see who has the biggest snatch. They get naked, and start fingering themselves and each other. After a few minutes, the first one squats on a glass top table, and then they measure the slimy outline she leaves. The second one then squats on the table, and then they measure the slimy outline she leaves, which is even bigger. The third one squats on the table, but when she stands back up, the first whore says, "You didn't leave an outline." . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . She says, "Smell the rim."

Two Mackems were in the Seaham woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit." The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit." The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my arse." The other Mackem replied, "You have a Fiver, don't you?" The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a Fiver. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!" He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes. His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?" The first one replied, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Have you ever tried to wipe your arse with 4 pound coins and two 50p bits?

well he might be

The "other board"? Aye, the 'other board'. The one I PMed you about. What's with this hatred of Ian Poterfield? Is it because he was the Mackem's 'keeper? I'd love to see what your past experiences are with Mackem's since you live in Jersey. Like it or not he's considered by a vast amount of fans a footballing legend, because him and that Sunderland side embodied what the FA Cup was and still is all about. You came on here and made yourself look like a twat. pile of shite never want them to win a thing. bad bad day, took the piss for ages and it only got worse when we met Liverpool in 74 I never want Sunderland to win anything, ever. But Sunderland, a second division side, beating the all mighty Leeds United to win the Cup is a bit Roy of the Rovers/FA Cup Giant Killing. anyone but Scumberland or the smogs. On the Ian Porterfield issue it is always sad when a (seeminly) decent person passes away. But it does happen to everyone so do we have a orbit forum?

The "other board"? Aye, the 'other board'. The one I PMed you about. What's with this hatred of Ian Poterfield? Is it because he was the Mackem's 'keeper? I'd love to see what your past experiences are with Mackem's since you live in Jersey. Like it or not he's considered by a vast amount of fans a footballing legend, because him and that Sunderland side embodied what the FA Cup was and still is all about. You came on here and made yourself look like a twat. pile of shite never want them to win a thing. bad bad day, took the piss for ages and it only got worse when we met Liverpool in 74

If you do not want someone to rest in peace or show some form of respect then you do not have to. It is your perogative. In my opinion you did not have to post what you did, just let others get on with their thing. just my view. Also some of the others should hold their heads in shame resorting to some other the childish offensive name calling like they did in a thread mant to be dignified and respectful

I thank you

Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass" The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look". "Fuck me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as that?" Patient replies I've been fucked by an elephant". The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Patient replies "He fingered me first".

Happy birthday big lad have a good one

Why aren't there any Mackems in Star Trek? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . They don't work in the future either.

I'm sure his kids might be a little older ife comes back for that. Just another mercenary

structured, joke? eh

How can you tell that God is a man, and not a woman? If God were a woman, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . she would have made spunk taste like chocolate! I'm back

Been to Corfu a month a go it was geeet hot

Just for a week Zante here I come

Cheers.

Howay man

me and you tonight by Aurra 12" version will be better. I need to download it from somewhere or cansomeone email it? ta

Two Mackems, Abdul and Mohammed, are driving their camel across the desert. At the last two oases, the camel has refused to drink, and is now quite dry. They fear he will die of dehydration. They reach one more oasis, and after Abdul and Mohammed have slacked their thirst, they start to work on getting the camel to drink. No amount of urging, cursing, or beating the camel sticks will get him to drink the water. Finally, in desperation, Mohammed tells Abdul: "We will force him to drink. I will grab his ears and push his head down into the water. Meanwhile, you go around the back and suck.' Abdul agrees, and they begin the plan. After several minutes have passed, Mohammed asks Abdul: "How are things coming back there?" Abdul replies: "I think you have his head too low, . . . . . . . . . . .. . . .all I am getting is mud!"

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