bobbyshinton

Barred for farting again? Not me i sit near the door Funny enough had Bran and fruit for breakfast

Buy him a yellow jumper. FFS that was easy

After all the trouble cos of calling a teddy bear mohammed in Sudan. Sooty has . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. . Cancelled his tour of Jamaica

Paul Rogers

No. It's just the same as with Roeder. People tearing their hair out and screaming blue murder with no kind of objectivity or alternative. Whatever happened to this kind of attitude.... Quoted for truth. Do people REALLY think we've gone backwards? Are you as unhappy with Allardyce as you were with Roeder? Serious question. Sack the bastard now. Never liked him never will

Flying lessons

Like someone else......... who am I thinking of again..................................

went to Bergamo for 1p. Love bergamo.

Wonder what the prick is going to have to say if he gets time? Should we stand by him. Fuck Him

There was a minister who, one Sunday, decided he was going to take the day off. So, he told one of the assistants that he was in charge of the sermon for the weekend. Then, early in the morning, he took off to a golf course quite a ways away, as to avoid possible confrontations with church members. God and St. Peter were watching him from heaven. St. Peter turns to God and asks, "You're not going to let him get away with this, are you?" God just shakes his head. So, the minister tees up on the first hole. It is a 400 yard par 5. He licks his finger, sticks it up in the air to check the wind direction, sets up, and tees off. Crack! 400-yard hole in one. While the minister is dancing on the green, St. Peter turns to God, his face aghast. "I thought you were going to punish him!?!?!!?!!" God slowly turns to St. Peter. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. . . "Who's he going to tell?"

yeah i think it's all just a made up story and colombo wouldn't have been fooled for a second. elementary mistake bobby FUCK OFF I know what you are doing

I'm here you know. I do have feelings. good one by the way

Little lad in ASDA crying his eyes out Security Guard approaches him "whats a matter kidda why you crying?" "I've lost me mam" the kid cries back "whats your mam like?" asks the Secrurity Gaurd He replies back . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . .. . . Big cocks, and Vodka Ice

Two of the twats that filled woor youngens mates got arrested n charged with ABH. Do'nt know how long it will take to get to court

i guess you're right about the rugger buggers but i still think towns like leeds and newcastle have a small town mentality - you get clowns who go out on a friday to pull and if they don't manage it then kicking off with some random is the next best thing. you don't get that in london, at least not in my experience. you only find these sort of radges in the outskirts of london - places like croydon for example. from my experience of boozing in different places down the years, i'm far less likely to have some pissed up radge start a fight with me over nothing in london than i am in towns like newcastle, sheffield, leeds, nottingham, bristol etc. no one has ever picked a fight with me in a london bar. people go on about how dangerous places like brixton and hackney are but it's only the gangs shooting each other. the chances of someone kicking off in a bar are slim. I know where you're coming from. But it depends where you drink. I nearly always drink in the sort of bars where you don't get bother. You must just have a face people want to punch Trent

A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay - doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?" The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . "Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!!!!!"

Wooor youngens mates (3 of them) were on the drink 8 arseholes jumped on one, stamped on his head etc broken jaw the works. The lad is a canny no bother kid. Things like this can fuck you life (or end it) Pleased woor youngen was not there. In a way wish I was there with my mates just to even numbers like

7 years doughnut in tact as well

I loved working in HR. It was a proper HR dept not a Personnel dept.

VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES Company Policy: Effective from January 2008 Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Sick Days We will no longer accept a doctors statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Annual Leave Days Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday. Bereavement Leave This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early. Toilet Use Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the Chronic offenders category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy. Lunch Break Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast. Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation's, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere. The Management

Last time I was there some twat pulled a machette on me.

At last a response. Ta mate have a good one