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Psalm No 11 Before you complain read it and decide upon the moral of it. Very interesting and topical 1: In the LORD put I my trust: How say ye to my soul, Flee as a bird to your mountain? 2: For, lo, the wicked bend their bow, they make ready their arrow upon the string, that they may privily shoot at the upright in heart. 3: If the foundations be destroyed, what can the righteous do? 4: The LORD is in his holy temple, the LORD's throne is in heaven: his eyes behold, his eyelids try, the children of men. 5: The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth. 6: Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. 7: For the righteous LORD loveth righteousness; his countenance doth behold the upright.

Just for you Ale and Mushroom Puff Pastry Pie with Champ Serves 4 Vegan Preparation and Cooking Time: 40 minutes Ingredients vegan margarine 100g 2 large bunches spring onions 550g small chestnut mushrooms 1 tbsp cornflour ½ tsp yeast extract 300-350ml light vegan ale 210g ready rolled puff pastry 800g floury potatoes, peeled 100ml unsweetened soya milk Method Preheat Oven to Gas 6/200C/400F. 1. Melt 50g of margarine in a large non-stick frying pan (you may find it easier to do in two batches). Chop the bottom 7cm part of the spring onions roughly and sauté briefly. Save the tops as you will need them later. 2. Cut the mushrooms into 5mm slices and add into the pan. Continue to sauté for 5 minutes until starting to colour, stirring to prevent sticking. 3. Take off the heat and sprinkle the cornflour over. Once back on the hob add the Marmite and 300ml of ale. Cook for a further 5 minutes or until mushrooms begin to soften. Use more ale if the mixture seems too dry. 4. Divide the mixture into 4 small soufflé/ceramic pie dishes. Cut out 4 circles of the pastry and place on top, leaving some room to rise. Brush with soya milk and make a small hole in the top to let the steam escape. Bake for 20 minutes until golden. 5. Cut the potatoes into large chunks and boil until soft but not falling apart. Drain and empty back into the pan to dry slightly. Add the remaining 50g margarine and mash very well. Finely chop the remaining green part of the spring onions and add, with enough soya milk, to make a smooth mash.

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do you think you will die? I reckon I will be 59 10 year left

I don't know what it's called now, but it used to be called Circus Circus I've drank there. Pound a bottle of Max, pound a bottle of Castaway - £2 BLASTAWAYS on a Sunday night. where is it

Caroline Roberts? I've just ordered the book from amazon

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Noooooooooo Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, cannot be, it's not is it, Rob's geet owld.

Don't most threads anyway? Most on general chat end up talking about bum fun and peoples cocks anyhoo, its worse than a rugby club on here at times I always wanted a big cock. I would be having it out every time I was on the drink.

I couldn't disagree more tbh. The ones that give it out take it in good jest when it comes back their way. I personally just think you're a bit precious. The ones who give it out in good humour take it in good humour. But I know some people who have got in a jibe about me and then completely spazzed out when I responded in kind. I personally think you've got me entirely wrong, but I also personally couldn't give a toss, so we're both winners. To be perfectly honest, I think thats very much a question of perception. You don't think that someone declaring 'IT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED' in response to me pointing something out is something of an over-reaction? To be honest, I hardly even know who you are and imagine you know even less about me, even in a forum sense, so I'm not sure where you've suddenly come from to pass judgement on me. Theres very little I know about you of course-youre completely right to make that point-however my suspicions about you being 'a little bit precious' arise from sentences exactly like your final one. This is all about the burst balls under the coast road man

She wasn't always a middle aged hag tbf... Aye that's the photo they were showing on the programme. She actually looked quite pretty on it. Shovellers arms though makes you wonder who lives around you?

A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their wives for their anniversary. The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a Mercedes Benz." Poor man asks, "Why did you buy her two gifts?" The rich man replies, "Well, in case she doesn't like the diamond necklace, she can drive her Mercedes Benz to take it back." The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer then proceeds to tell him what he got his wife. "I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo." With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "Why did you buy her those gifts?! " The poor man replies, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Well, in case she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself."

There's plenty forums where stuff like that would go down well an'all. This isn't one of them though, you're right. Although tbf, it wouldn't be worth coming on here if it was. Strikes me Patrokles should sign up for a "my little pony" forum, the big gay. You couldn't even tell us about your holiday in Iceland without getting mauled for roasting a puffin. Puffin Roasters

I'm having a torrid time at the moment, just misunderstood

He got off canny lightly following his 'smenouchpowellagain' thread tttt. FFS some of the balls are black Mind just a minority

This flyover constantly has burst footballs lying underneath it. I just thought I would start a light hearted thread based on my observation. No harm done I thought. But some people just have to have a go, why?

Aye.....but only after he's stopped thinking about the ethnics. I wake up and think................................. there you go one better than yourself

Burst balls is under the flyover at the Chillie road / coast road junction

Good man, so it is! Wondered what the deal was with the Trent, but having never seen any kids in there previously (apart from SLP and PL ) then I just assumed it was a no go. Trent is shit Pinch your sucking table n chairs

ditto

do you reckon?