bobbyshinton

was someone calling for the Bobster?

Trent is shit. The Big lad will be in the clock from around 12.00, then in post match. Does the Trent get as full after the match as before?

where does he work like?

.I sent woor youngento bed cos he was pissing me off. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!" Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?" Next day woor lass was sick of him always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" Woor youngen thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For fucks sake, Berb Junior, come in or stay out!'" smart fucka By the way woor youngen is 20 year old so if you are reading this son, it's just make believe

May offend Esp. females. sorry What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They're both fun to ride until your friends find out. What should you give a woman who has everything? A man to show her how to work it. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you. What's the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years the job still sucks. . . . . . . .. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. .. . . . . . . . . Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where her tits went. . . . . . . . . How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? . . . . . . Put a nipple on it.

What pisses me off is like all these wankers it is a opportunity of a life time, for me it is my lifetime Anyway I feel Roeder had done a good job up until AZ. He has not wasted any money. Having said that I feel we should bin him as we have went as far as possible with him.

after seeing his picture over on the dark side I am too scared not to laugh now Very funny Bobby He's a pussycat really I would hope so, mind it didn't make me half as scared as GM's picture did That's cos I kept me gear on!

Following on from my thread last week two guys were having mad sex in the middle of a heatwave. During a break in proceedings one get's up and gets dressed, announcing that he needed to go and get some ice cold drinks. On his return he found his boyfriend with his arse in the freezer. "What are you doing?" he asked. His pal replied "I thought when you got back that you'd like to slip in to something cool?" Also How many gay guys does it take to put up a lightbulb? Just one But it takes a whole A & E Department to get it out again No offence intended Mr M. Anybody else could not give a monkeys'

ordered a book in november. Still fucking waiting, having some good battles with them

No

But he told me if it's before the age of consent, it doesn't count... Gary Glitter patter

I have that too tbf tho it was my ex husband who bought me it, I did not purchase it myself !

At least I was in early enough to have a stool Toontastic pissup? commences 14. 15 Fucking hell Bob, you're still pissed off about that day aren't you? You bring it up everytime the Trent is mentioned We had a canny drink after if that's any consolation. I like a seat and a table when I go out. Used to the finer things being from Waaaalsend

Pitchers and catchers. bat n ballers

What, on the floor instead of in the toilet bowl?

You can change it yourself! honest turns back with interest.

Don't worry she told me the same then relented

At least I was in early enough to have a stool Toontastic pissup? commences 14. 15

You have membership cards

On the fucking bench? I keep this site alive during weekdays I had more respect shown to me when I was on N-O Bastards going home with ball

If you listen carefully you can hear your street cred crashing You bought it. you know it

You're some man to have the balls to write that (true or not)

If you listen carefully you can hear your street cred crashing