bobbyshinton

The Trent is shit

"15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters, 14 men and 1 woman, doesn't take a fucking genius to work out who was reading the map, does it sorry if repost

Cheers, that was some reply

Thinking about going. Anyone been oron their way

Think of yourself as priveleged, look at all the quality posters you're rubbing shoulders with. Besides I said there's only three on that list that I think are a disgrace to life. Sima and Martin Jol are two of them I'd guess. Northern Monkey, Sima and Vic are my three guesses. Two out of three. I used to think Northern Monkey used to write things to wind people up, I now realise he is just a miserable bastard, but one who genuinely cares about NUFC. The third one for me is a disgrace to the very fabric of the NE. Born and bred in Middlesbrough, a Boro fan pretending to support the toon, when admitted to me ON THE DAY of the UEFA Cup Final he was a smoggie. Someone was calling them child molesters, which I haven't done since I grew up, and he got so emotional, "we're good people" aye right, disgrace to Middlesbrough, and he talks shite. Bobby Shinton? DELIMA MANN! Ahh right. I actually thought he was foreign. His writing reads like it. Clearly he's just from Teesside. Did some one call

And the winner is the Bobster, with Kaliber . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . It's . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dyer fuck I'm funny

Moore alongside Taylor experience and youthfulness, a good combo. Moore brings the best out of some of the rash youngens Tite arse inc.

My car has a colour telly in it as well as sat nav

Going doon to the Smoke again

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds. "How about having sex with a dog?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the dog and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the dog, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the dog, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the dog, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. Silence took over... and the masochist says: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Woof."

do you want it on cd?

I'd forgotten that was even the original argument. I'm a catlyst for in depth debate and discussion.

Bought a USB turntabel. I've been going on about how good it is to have some of my old vinyl on cd. This bloke who works here asked if I would record one of his albums. No probs says the Bobster. Just brought it in "The Blyth Spirit" Commentary of their FA cup run 1977 - 1978. Got me thinking what would you have liked to have commentary on. Me NUFC V Burnley 1974

So what have we got from Dyer for our outlay and show of faith in him during his many injuries and illnesses?(sp)

I actually think that running around is a benefit of him and have always liked his style of play. He makes himself available and creates space by unsettling the structure of opposition teams. Of course it would be nice if he had scored more, but this doesn't mean he has contributed nothing to the team. The formula "doesn't score goals"=SHIT is far too simplistic for me. Keiron Dyer As a person I cannot comment as I do not know him. Good luck to lads who earn the big bucks, I always wished woor youngen would get to be one. As a player I can. If you watch him he marks the defender instead of running into space, he pays lip service to closing down the opposition by chasing but not quite getting there in time to tackle. His ball control is terrible, can't seem to trap the ball first touch (ala Nobby) When he runs with it, it never seems to be in control as if he was running with a balloon. He is too lightweight for a lot of positions and not skillful enough for the others. His body language gives the impression he does not care or is scared to get hurt. That is why I do not like Keiron Dyer (amongst others) I disagree with pretty much all of that. Thats ok that is your opinion (and that of many others) it does not make you a bad person

I actually think that running around is a benefit of him and have always liked his style of play. He makes himself available and creates space by unsettling the structure of opposition teams. Of course it would be nice if he had scored more, but this doesn't mean he has contributed nothing to the team. The formula "doesn't score goals"=SHIT is far too simplistic for me. Keiron Dyer As a person I cannot comment as I do not know him. Good luck to lads who earn the big bucks, I always wished woor youngen would get to be one. As a player I can. If you watch him he marks the defender instead of running into space, he pays lip service to closing down the opposition by chasing but not quite getting there in time to tackle. His ball control is terrible, can't seem to trap the ball first touch (ala Nobby) When he runs with it, it never seems to be in control as if he was running with a balloon. He is too lightweight for a lot of positions and not skillful enough for the others. His body language gives the impression he does not care or is scared to get hurt. That is why I do not like Keiron Dyer (amongst others)

It's not OUR money it's from private finance. could well be a loan tbh. sounds like fat fred is claiming credit for this so i'm not sure if it is connected to the takeover talk... Newbiggin

For fucks sake. Play shearer stand him in the centre circle and tell him to direct play, inject passion. we play with ten men when that fucking tool DYER is on so why not my way

Given solano taylor gooch baba (just cos I have no alternative) zog emre butt milner sib martins

Found this on another forum, some made me smile. Enjoy These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place: ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the car impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan. ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.. ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Would you repeat the question? ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh? ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Sunday

Woor youngen little Berb college class was on a field trip to Waaaaaalsend police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted men. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the copper. "The detectives want him very badly." So woor youngen little Berb asked, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Why the fuck didn't you keep him when you took his picture?" Takes after his Da

Oh dear

done it though it is funny

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