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can someone please put a step by step instruction on how to use rapidshare stupid proof one ta I want to send a 64mb file
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Once hit a post (metal) on a fence when driving off, straight back n through the club house window I have loads of them, when I used to play me n me mates were crap, loved golf but could not play. Got hoyed out at parklands, some fucka died on our trip to appleby. Sliding doon road somewhere just to watch the sparks come off the bottom of our shoes. somebodies clubs went over the edge at seahouses.
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Re 1 agree Re 2 agree Re 3 tough get on with it Re 4 why Bournemouth? Re 5 thats cheap.
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Going for my first guitar lesson on SUnday
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went ok first thing I have to do is concentrate on my breathing technique . . . . . . . . . . the bastard is four floors up then I'm aiming at something of GnR -
have not got a clue. just found it somewhere, it is under bum on my documents deffo. not Mrs S feel free to use I will get a new one (not Mrs S)
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RE: 2 haven't you MSN on your pc? and if not can't you find the file on torrentspy or the like for whomever to go find? Re: 5, what kind of tattoo are you going for? Re 5 a black n white japanese rising sun up from shoulders to shirt collar level on neck. some tribal images, words from a song, . some names all mixed in with japanese cherry blossom (in black n grey) along top of shoulders down some areas of arms and a little over shoulders top of chest. Not 100% sure of final ideas.
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Q: Who is the dogs favourite comedian? A: Growlcho Marx!
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There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: " I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again." So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in." The first man says" Ok, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . " Gee, you can be a bastard when you're pissed, Superman."
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1 got sore fingers after me guitar lesson 2 cannot fathom out how to get a file to some other tt's 3 got a day of photo copy salesmen coming in tomorrow 4 trying to organise another visit to London 5 designing my new tattoo
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oh no it's not Behind you. I looked
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oh no it's not
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done it thanks
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I need to get a file (music) to a fellow member of TT, what is the best way and how would I do it? cheers
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dismantling the cranes at swans? when I wos a youngen living down there you could hear them kind of noises night and day.
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wow had forgotten about that! Fuck the guitar lessons You're ok, it's age, not weight in stones Berb. Another one on the list
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Going for my first guitar lesson on SUnday
bobbyshinton replied to bobbyshinton's topic in General Chat
Got 2 a spanish one from years back (20+) and I got a Tanglewood semi (anything to say G man ) a year and a bit ago. If this goes well I may get a leccy one -
Going for my first guitar lesson on SUnday
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Rolf Harris "can you hear what it is yet" is booked oot solid from Blockbusters on the High Street -
wow had forgotten about that! Fuck the guitar lessons
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It's like reading my back catalogue
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Going for my first guitar lesson on SUnday
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A lad in Heaton, £10.00 a go. He's in for a shock when the Bobster turns up. Plec in had and strumming. -
What do you reckon my chances are? I have fingers like sausages, the co-ordination of a sloth and the musical ear of Nickie Lauder I want to be playing whole lotta rosie in a week or the bloke gets fractures
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One day, a guy with a horrible stuttering problem went to his doctor. "D-d-d-docter, is t-t-t-there anything t-t-that you c-c-c-can do for my stuttering?" "Hop on to the table, and I'll give you an exam." After the physical was over, the doctor told his patient that he thought he knew what the cause of his problem was. "It seems that your penis is too long. There is a simple surgery that can be done to correct it, but your sex life might be greatly affected." "I d-d-d-don't c-c-c-care. I'll d-d-d-do anyt-t-thing it t-t-takes." So the man went in for surgery, and it was sucessful. He came back into the doctor's office a couple of weeks later. "Doctor, I don't stutter anymore, but my girlfriend's really mad at me. Do you think that there's any way to get it reattached?" the doctor said . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . "I d-d-d-don't t-t-t-think s-s-s-so"
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If a family member was attacked and hurt ala Gemmils cousin or Caths Bro? Me if it was Mrs S, Little S (who I think could probably muster more than me anyway) or Miss S I would go looking.
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The doctor took his patient into the room and said, "I have some good news and some bad news." The patient said, "Give me the good news." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "They're going to name a disease after you."