bobbyshinton

heathen.

The fucking clip of you, they probably assume you've already got a plentiful supply. It's disguise

Is this your interesting thread Today for me a tin of soup with some seeded batch

How accessible are they? I honestly can say I would not know where to begin to get either. I drink in some of the roughest city centre boozers and can honestly say no one has offered to sell me drugs. On the gun scene I could I suppose talk to some of the notable characters how drink in there but I doubt they would supply a stranger. Anyone outside the region have a different experience or does anyone in the North East know different? ps it is not inspector Berb

Pleased to see there is someone else out there. Well I'm away, have agood one Laz. Keep out the Duke or the Railly

Basically all I was asking was "would non Geordies like to be Geordies" seeing as they follow the Geordie team. In no way was I saying Geordies were better supporters or people (which we are by the way, better people)

Tom thumb, Cinderella and Quasimodo were talking, Tom said , I bet I'm the smallest peson in the world Cinderella says, I bet I'm the bonnyest in the world. Quasi said I bet I'm the most ugliest in the world. So Tom says let's visit the Guiness world records office and find out. Yes I'm the smallest says Tom when he comes out Cinderella came out yes I'm the prettiest. Then Quasi came out and said who the fuck is . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Gemmill ha ha ha have a good one G Man. Might see you in the Trent Monday

just wondering, I could not see or intended any of it to offend

Oasis - Wonderwall. Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly - Once More with Feeling. Crazy Diamond (Floyd) Just put together a Floyd live compilation CD, it's cracking

Do you non Geordies, who follow the Geordie team wish you were a Geordie? Does it piss you off when commentators refer to us as the Geordie crowd? Just wondering. I believe anyone can follow NUFC.

What do you call an Italian with a false Toe? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Roberto

Thats exactly the way it was for me

So does your boy friend

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to Human Resources. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him. The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .the midget !

Not Australia thats for sure, full of dicks Greece or portugal for the Bobster

but plan on doing so, what do you want boy or girl. I always wanted a boy, got a girl but then changed my mind and wanted a girl, got a boy for me near the best you can get, maybe the boy being older would have been better.

Is the worst day you have had? Once when on the dole my old banger gave up the ghost (car not Mrs Berb ) I was gooshed no way of doing owt, no money, no transport, could not pay the mortgage just felt like some twat up there (as oppossed to down auss) did not like me. remember walking along the coast road well and true pissed off.

Early? We The Shints have them all year round. Some good ones in the cold (but dry) weather, for instance bonnie nite. Anyone else?

Smeeagain that one

Have a good easter. Trent Monday A sweet grandmother telephoned Waaallsend Infirmary. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Janice Flynn, Room 302." The Operator replied, "Let me check. Oh, good news. Her records say that Janice is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday." The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news." The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Janice your daughter?" The Grandmother said, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "No, I'm Janice Flynn from Room 302 No one tells me fuck all...

What? There are three threads on the first page alone with the same subject line. I can't be the only one that thinks it's completely fucking retarded. There is the benefit of seeing the title and knowing what is coming (usually a shit joke, compared to mine ) so not having to bother checking it, though. Exactly, it's there so you know what to expect, it does not mislead you into opening a thread which maybe of no interest. It's does what it say's on the can. What I think is retarded is a grown bloke who cannot understand this. Arsewipe

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night,while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session,she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastar*," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . you explain the kids.

It's like sub-saharan Africa here tbh. I was at 5th Ave Monday night btw Greg-I've slipped back under their radar! Lock and load! Are you still barred? Have not tried to get in for a month or so, I was in the queue and went past a couple of the bouncers and that bastard noticed me and pulled me out the queue and said I wasn't going in. Argued with him for about 10 minutes, he claimed I tried to start a fight with him, which I laughed at.... and in the end he simply said that as long as he works on the door at 5th Av I will not get in! Wanker. Anyway I'll be back in Newcastle by lunchtime, as long as I don't miss my train like last time! Hard lines son! Get yourself back home and spend your easter cash on some plastic surgery I reckon! Easter cash? I haven't got a pot to piss in! Norman owes me £100 like but fuck knows if I'll see that this year, going down to Sheffield with my Dad and brother so will be sponging beer off them all weekend! I have just got a job in Manchester though, so I should have some money for the rest of the year! Working for Centrica in Old Trafford part time. Friday on the drink in the toon with Mrs S Sat / sun London to see two shows Mon match

The Trent is shit