bobbyshinton

Unicycles tbh. Jesters

Cheeky Bastard, I went to Benfield and I got 2. Also some of the best criminal minds went to Benfield

Woor lass was helping me set up my new computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised me that I would now need to enter a password. Something I would use to log on. Since my ball bag was full or to say I was in a rather amorous mood I figured I would try for the shock effect to bring this to woor lass's attention. So, when the computer asked me to enter my password, I made it plainly obvious what I was entering by stating each letter out loud as I typed P.... E.... N.... I.... S.... Woor fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH *** bastard

I don't want big Sam, fuck all to do with the fact he played for the Mackems. What has he ever won? More than Sourmess? Just another mistake going to happen Dalglish, Gullit, and Souness all had won quite a bit before they joined us... They turned out really well...... Aye I know. I do not know the answer, I feel sorry fo FS when it comes to this. I mean when you look at who we have had Charlton Ardilles Keegan Daglish Guillet Robson Sourmess Some of the biggest names in football you would have thought nailed on success. So what does the fat man do? I just do not like what I have seen of big sam, his teams style of football. I do not think he is cclear of the bung charges yet, I just think there must be better.

I don't want big Sam, fuck all to do with the fact he played for the Mackems. What has he ever won? More than Sourmess? Just another mistake going to happen

The Bowie one I was on about Earl Slick

That makes sense, having met PP There are some seriously marked people on this board Some scores are going to be settled tomorrow, it'll not be pretty Alphabetical order I would suggest A being a good start point.

Accepting the fact that Shepherd is going nowhere, what alternative do we have? Another Shepherd managerial appointment is all we're left with to try and change things around. I do not want big Sam for most of the reasons in that article, yes he would be better than Roeder, but not what I want. If that is against popular opinion so be it. Did not want him then do not want him now.

Well done MrP But is this not 2 in one week? are you pushing the bastards in or what

Half tempted

Got a twat works for me answers yellow

A landline? I'm not convinced I ever saw anyone using one of the bricks in real life. If only his jokes were that good I remember my Dad ringing the house from the back garden just after he'd first got one from work About 1995-ish. Me or the Meen man

der der der can touch me

Two men with black eyes got on a bus were seated next to one another. One pipes up "How did you get yours?" "It was a genuine mistake" he replied. "I wanted to ask for a ticket to Pitty Me,( a village in Durham for those who do not know) but when I saw the size of the womans boobs that was on the ticket desk, I asked for a picket to Tittyme" !!! "What a coincidence!, just like mine. I wanted to ask for a bowl of Frosties this morning, but it came out all wrong. I said to my wife, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You ugly, fat cow you've ruined my fucking life"

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Mobile phone? Me, In Hancocks the boozer as it is now called. In 1984 (ish),a bloke posing with a electronic brick, looked a right dick, they could not catch on Who was he ringing no one I knew had one or had seen one? My first was a geet big motorolla. I looked great

Me I seem to wear trainers or casual shoes where scuff gives them character. Never seem to see / hear of people polishing the shoes.

Good one twat

Non Geordies following NUFC when they are not as loyal and passionate as the real Geordies Go get tin hat hahahahahaha moderate that

Things that you see too often or much of; Road works Murders TV Channells Keiron Dyer BNP candidates Terrorism Reality shows

You don't sell 25 million by being 'just another indie band' to be fair. That's it for me then. Was a guitarist with Bowie for awhile he was spot on (not Ronson) Carmen something

What attacking coach? Our coaching team consists of two ex-defenders and two ex-midfielders. Keiron Dyer is shit. I know some of the others are not too good but to hear the pundits go on about how good Dyer is, is a fucking joke. Cost us the goal and nearly cost us a second one.