Ruler of Planet Houston

Aye. It's the hair! If he just had a proper old man whispy grey hairdo he would look like a normal skinny old git.

Turnips and begging here too. Then when I was a bit too big for begging, I resorted to listening to Alan 'the walnut' Robson and his halloween capers

Too big?

What's it for?

They know exactly what they are doing!

I was working full-time as a guitarist. A bit of teaching on the side. Single and slightly desperate.

There are other important factors to be thrown into this debate, such as whether or not the under-scrotal plebs are kept trim. If they are 4 inches long, it doesn't matter how you wipe...you'll still have shitty plebs.

Or this for the standers:

I did notice that a cheap plastic toilet seat can de-hinge with the shift in weight if one of the rubber feet is missing. Just get a good solid seat from ikea for £15

So as you stand up, a trickle of liquidated shit dribbles down your scrote and tails off on the shaft unnoticed?

Those normal people that have the sit down technique nailed, understand that there are 3 dimensions. None of this wiping front to back, back to front lark. It is all about the perfect arc. Hence an inverted take-off as though the ball sack is a building at the end of the runway in a tense film moment.

That would be an avoidance of shitty ball sack as he wipes away (theoretically), but more possibly a shitty forearm

Same

They were probably lying unless they actually make films for a living normally and live in Hollywood a lot.

Maybe they just like the feel of the remnants squishing between their cheeks when they stand up?

Dorty twats! The sit-down wipe is the way forward though... and much more efficient

Back to the future Return of the Jedi All Arnie FIlms All Indiana Jones's In fact almost all 80s films were better than any other decade!

agree with brain dead...or bad taste, another peter jackson one. Funny but gory

What the hell is all this "tashing on" lark? I've never heard that term in my life but they all say it like it's the 'in thing'. Still all seem like a bunch of cock ends to me.

I find the whole thing too hard to follow since all the sluts look exactly the same.

I heard that o2 is meant to be one of the best ones for reliability. I'm with BT now and have to say they are spot on...just overpriced. I'm thinking of switching from BT to Orange cos I get discount with my phone. Anyone know if Orange are a bad idea or not?

The lads seem to be prime examples of the scallies that spend their days visiting the gym, then the bookies then the off-license to get several cans of Ace to drink whilst sitting on a wall, desperately trying to spend their dole in one day. I think this is the first time they have actually gone out to proper pubs and are only doing so because the program pays for their drinks and taxis. The women must have just been scraped out the gutter with a dangled 'fame' carrot held in front of them. Filthy minging sluts! And why do they all look exactly the same???