Ruler of Planet Houston

People that start every sentence with "I mean..." and end their sentences with "so..."

You should have known that just by reading the name above the title!

Me caught sleeping with sunburn!

Reminds me of someone?????? It will come. Rimmer, Gordon Brittas, etc From the nose down he's got a jasper carrot thing going on and there's definitely bits of John Major in there but theres someone else that is virtually identical...think think think!

Harry Brown - Bloody fantastic!!! Shutter Island - alreet, but I had the whole thing sussed about 4 minutes in. Far too obvious!!!

Is New Vegas as good as fallout 3?

Dig Here!

How could we be up to page 3 without the Hep?

are macs shiny now?

That Kerry is a hairy woman like!

It's exactly the same on Valkyrie. Mr Cruise makes no attempt to put on anything other than his normal US accent because in reality, he would have had to speak fluent German all the way through. But everyone said it was an act of genius in doing so! Exactly the same only US instead of Brit!

Is that Denzil off Only Fools and Horses?

Cracking film that. Why does this get slated for discarding the native tongue and adding subtitles, yet Valkyrie (which is shit) gets applauded for doing exactly the same?

The one in Snatch? Don't know if it's accurate but it is funny! Can't remember what it was like in The Devils own though

The worst ever has to be that woman in "Ronin" trying to speak Irish!

My old man used to do it for next directory and made around £300-£400 per week (70p per parcel) and he was always finished work by noon. Whenever I stood in for him it would take me until about 9pm to finish the round. In other words, the first month or so will be tough but once you learn the area and arrange the parcel drop order it's a doddle. He did used to get paid for collecting unwanted parcels too though, so sometimes he'd drop one off and pick one up at the same time. Don't know if the same goes for DHL.

It says I have a great sex life! I thought I didn't have one at all!

Try going to device manager (system) and right click on your graphics card there and if I remember right there is an option to check for latest driver. Failing that, try shutting down, then connect your tv, then reboot so it recognises the tv straight away and it might detect its available settings.

Did you install the latest drivers for your video card? Might have just set a basic driver up if you did a full reinstall of your os

Just do a search on gumtree http://www.gumtree.com/london/43/72914943.html Ah..he beat me to it with the gumtree thing!

I loved them all!!!! I was a proper kids tv freak! Fantastic Max, T-bag, Simon & the witch, johnny briggs, benji zaxx & the alien prince, pugwall, jossy's giants, potsworth & company, He-Man, D&D, thundercats - they were all great in them days!!!!!!!

The only difference is the extra 6 strings - and the reason being the different sound produced.