Ruler of Planet Houston

Those normal people that have the sit down technique nailed, understand that there are 3 dimensions. None of this wiping front to back, back to front lark. It is all about the perfect arc. Hence an inverted take-off as though the ball sack is a building at the end of the runway in a tense film moment.

That would be an avoidance of shitty ball sack as he wipes away (theoretically), but more possibly a shitty forearm

Same

They were probably lying unless they actually make films for a living normally and live in Hollywood a lot.

Maybe they just like the feel of the remnants squishing between their cheeks when they stand up?

Dorty twats! The sit-down wipe is the way forward though... and much more efficient

Back to the future Return of the Jedi All Arnie FIlms All Indiana Jones's In fact almost all 80s films were better than any other decade!

agree with brain dead...or bad taste, another peter jackson one. Funny but gory

What the hell is all this "tashing on" lark? I've never heard that term in my life but they all say it like it's the 'in thing'. Still all seem like a bunch of cock ends to me.

I find the whole thing too hard to follow since all the sluts look exactly the same.

I heard that o2 is meant to be one of the best ones for reliability. I'm with BT now and have to say they are spot on...just overpriced. I'm thinking of switching from BT to Orange cos I get discount with my phone. Anyone know if Orange are a bad idea or not?

The lads seem to be prime examples of the scallies that spend their days visiting the gym, then the bookies then the off-license to get several cans of Ace to drink whilst sitting on a wall, desperately trying to spend their dole in one day. I think this is the first time they have actually gone out to proper pubs and are only doing so because the program pays for their drinks and taxis. The women must have just been scraped out the gutter with a dangled 'fame' carrot held in front of them. Filthy minging sluts! And why do they all look exactly the same???

People that start every sentence with "I mean..." and end their sentences with "so..."

You should have known that just by reading the name above the title!

Me caught sleeping with sunburn!

Reminds me of someone?????? It will come. Rimmer, Gordon Brittas, etc From the nose down he's got a jasper carrot thing going on and there's definitely bits of John Major in there but theres someone else that is virtually identical...think think think!

Harry Brown - Bloody fantastic!!! Shutter Island - alreet, but I had the whole thing sussed about 4 minutes in. Far too obvious!!!

Is New Vegas as good as fallout 3?

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How could we be up to page 3 without the Hep?