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"Meet Mike - swims like a fish." (one for our older readers, there) But in our case, it's "Meet Mike, looks like a cunt. Is a cunt. A fat cunt"

You do know what you just wrote, yeah?

No doubt there'll be earth tremors around Heaton as Jill has a strum fantasising about Gary Speed Good on him anyway. 3 and a half hours? Lazy, slow, fat cunt. Is he dragging a fuckin' sheep around with him or summat

..at SJP (or Direct Sports @ St James' Park) according to Dekka L on .com. I'm just a tad disappointed I wont get to see it. Oh well, it'll be even tougher to stay away if they do get one, but I'll just have to take the extra hardship like a man. btw, that's a Jumbo Screen, not a Jimbo Screen. I don't think there will be any porn on it, though one never knows due to the revenue opportunities. Tonight, for one night only: Debbie Does Direct Sports @ St James' Park.

I though this going to be about Rob W.

Son of God on a bicyclette. "Wherz arr fukkinn Kai, la ?"

I recall Alvin Martin talking about playing in the lower leagues, after he had been successful at the top level and getting a bit older. He said he found it so easy, as he was able to read the game so much quicker than the opposition players.

"aint no doubt, it's plain to see Ashley's a CUNT, la la la lee" Or something similar. Edit. That was a joke btw. No need for the la la la lee bit.

S/mom soooooooooo wants SO's cock :nufc:

I related a true tale on here many, many, many moons ago. I'll tell it again. It was a beautiful sunny Sunday morning, and me and Mrs hips (or one of the other countless flusies) were lying in bed enjoying the tranquility of the day. She started to stroke my chest, her fingers moving ever nearer my weapon of lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrv, when she asked me. "What are you thinking?". So I told her. "I hope Liverpool get stuffed today." Well she asked. I didn't get 'it' btw.

On the positive side, that's an achievement in itself. I'm sure there's a badge or summat we can find for you.

Oh you'll be wrong, GT. Like the rest of us, you wouldn't be on this fuckin' board if you actually knew anything!!!

I told you to keep away from the Facebook Fuglies thread

What have I gained since I first frequented this board?? A few pounds, there's no denying it. Unfortunately not on my cock though. Also that there's a vast wealth of knowledge on here to tap into, should I need help. Lawyer's shit; IT'ers shit; Petrolhead'ers shit; Banker'ers shit; Porn'ers shit. Also that Cath and T/R sport remarkably fine pairs of breasts. Also that the UK's oldest man is a member of TT. If it's is good enough for him, it's good enough for me. And I have also learned vast amounts of stuff. A man needs to know stuff. Without stuff running around his brain, a man is not a man.

And find it difficult to shake off their convict roots (see the iron bar door)

Aye, The Cockleshell Heroes - a hard act to follow

? He was a Schalke fan... Just an off hand, slightly irrelevant comment about the consequences if we didn't win the war! Give it a rest and talk about gardening! Grow your own! It's a misconception though. The Nazis only used Schalke for propaganda reasons because of their success (which was just down to having the best players) and their status a working man's club. There was a brilliant response to this myth when it was published in the Times about a year ago: Now for Hitler and gardening... http://chi-simonk.blogspot.com/2007/10/hit...-gardening.html Good article that Imagine some Brit politician trying to bask in some football team prominence. It just wouldn't happen. Not even Tony Blair..... You're joking, right? That is a good article. Funny too, difficult to believe it was written by a German. I didn't know that 'Allo 'Allo was popular over there either. Aye...how would they have translated this lad? An Englishman speaking bad Fench, translated into German? sorry...just an excuse to put Officer Crabtree on the board.....he's a much underrated classic British comedy character...or maybe I'm just a sad twat for liking allo allo? Officer Crabtree is a fuckin' legend. Must rank as one of the most underrated classic British comedy characters of all time. Brilliant. Oh, and Luke, of course I was joking ya ninny

? He was a Schalke fan... Just an off hand, slightly irrelevant comment about the consequences if we didn't win the war! Give it a rest and talk about gardening! Grow your own! It's a misconception though. The Nazis only used Schalke for propaganda reasons because of their success (which was just down to having the best players) and their status a working man's club. There was a brilliant response to this myth when it was published in the Times about a year ago: Now for Hitler and gardening... http://chi-simonk.blogspot.com/2007/10/hit...-gardening.html Good article that Imagine some Brit politician trying to bask in some football team prominence. It just wouldn't happen. Not even Tony Blair.....

Before this gets into another slagfest, can someone recommend some good Thai/Russion bride websites for the two lads ?

Correct, Tooooj. What's the point in having an advisor, if his advice is 'wrong'? Let's hope they get the right guy/guyess the next time, so we can all get the 'right' advice.

What was that about loving him if he gets us back into The Prem ???? Anal Oliver. Anal Retentive.

Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. First re-run for me since it came out in '98. Okaaaay, but not fantastic. San Demetrio, London. Fantastic way to spend a Saturday afternoon (I watched last weekend).

I'm liking it Man O Man O Man. She doesn't half get the blood pumping to the nether regions.

Dark haired woman pretending to like the blonde, but really thinking "Fucking SLUT!". Still prefer the woman in the white top and black skirt further up. HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA Yessireee

More made up hogwash. "A German source..." If he doesn't sell the naming rights to SJP he will just sell Stephen Taylor in the winter, stating it's the fault of the fans who didn't want the name changed; the club needs finance etc etc etc, blame those among you, not me, waffle waffle lie lie.